Hell o kids. Yes it is finally time for yet another year end write up.
it has been a few months since I last posted anything of substance so that is one of the places I will begin. Yes I am taking a blog Hyatus. I am sick of comments telling me how you hate me. Truth is, If you do not like my blog piss off. If you hate me, tell me to my face, and I will gladly haul off and give you a clearer understanding. The other reason is there is someone who is posting my blog on adult sites. Not that I mind the added traffic but if you are looking for a single sex kitten you are in the wrong blog. try
invertedcow.blogspot.com without the "the" at the beginning of the title.
In a nutshell it is winter I am indoors playing Minecraft with Marianne and life sucks.
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Stolen from Comics.com and Bill Amend.
Part of my daily laugh. |
Alright where to begin.....
January.
January started with me getting fired from (the place of employment that I am un-allowed to write about) The reason: I am apparently planning to go blow up a school". The truth: I called my boss an incompetent micro-manager of epic proportions and pondered aloud how he keeps his business alive.
See Canadian law states that I should have the right to express my personal thoughts without fear of prosecution, and firing a person because of a blog entry is illegal. It also states that telling the busybodies of the Interlake that I am planning to kill children is slander. Although getting over 2500 views extra a week to the blog did wonders for my ego. It also made me an outcast. You see I am not related to anyone out here so the truth has no weight. So what the lies did was totally ruin my abilities to survive out here.
Yes you see this lying pile of shit has defamed me to the point where I fear for my life now, and no truth will change it. However, I am also unable to find a lawyer to sue them for slander, wrongful dismissal, defamation, or any of the two dozen other laws they broke.
That being said I have a good feeling that the cup of wrath is almost full. Job, prayed and they did not offer the sin sacrifice, we will see. As it is not my turn yet.
February.
February was the beginning of the next four months of draggin my ass to Kangaroo court. The whole thing was thrown out because the crown refused to prosecute it because they could see it was a big pile of crap, even the cops were saying it was crap.
I got to babysit Kyle's Horses for a while, and gained 9 noisy smelly chickens.
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| You mean we can destroy your yard for free! awesome! |
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| Hey can we go outside and play? |
It was also winter forever.....
March.
In march we were frozen in time.
Winter was draggin on with no end in sight, I spent some good money on a 2K game called XCom and it fell flat on its face, another game that was published before it was finished.
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| not worth the money. and a shame to the original game. |
The chickens were getting bigger, and I was unable to do anything about it.
April.
April brought about the end to my car. I was now without transportation.
I was still hauling my butt to Kangaroo court here in town every month and getting nowhere.
We were still frozen in time.
I was still babysitting the horses and my house smelled and looked like a barn, thanks chickens.
Finally, I get EI to kick in. Yes I had been surviving from January till mid April on my savings and credit cards. This was entirely due to my employers not filing the paperwork correctly. Yes they even lied about why I was fired and they refused to fill out the paper when it was requested. Part of why I began to believe that they were attempting to drive me out of the Interlake. This was not a misunderstanding it was intentional.
May.
Winter held on almost until summer. the snow finally stopped and started to melt in May. By the end of the month I was finally able to play in the yard again.
First the rototiller decided not to work, replace the points, the flywheel wristpin shears off three times.
After a few false starts the exhaust pipe sets the fuel tank on fire. That ended my garden preparations I was now working the soil by hand again!
Kangaroo court ended by me agreeing to give up my freedoms so I could continue on with my life. In retrospect I should have told them to stick it in their ass and prosecute it all the way.
Also I made a "yard" for the chickens, one got tangled up in the fence and became dinner.... that made 8 chickens.
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They were so cute at this size..
But now I can get the dust, and cleaning up to get manageable again |
June.
I planted a "garden" and three days after the sprouts came up we had a frost that killed almost everything. It's too late now for another replant. The potatoes and some corn survived. Then it got hot... No matter how much I watered it was not enough.
Then the lawn mower calfed out and the rider mower started to blow belts. If it was not for the heat the lawn would have over run my yard.
I had an issue with one of the roosters, he ended up being shot skinned and cooked. I do not like trouble makers. This one kept encouraging breakouts with the chickens. May be funny in the movies but in real life you end up dinner, if not for me for someone else. That made 7 left.
Speaking of trouble, I had someone start spamming my blog so I had to remove comments and impliment comment moderation. I was also getting shared on porn sites, and adult dateing sites. Sorry Guys but I am still married and not intrested in a little "meat" to spice up my life.
July.
July started with a new chicken devolopment. First an owl or some other bird of prey broke through the netting I have over the chicken yard and killed all but two roosters and one chicken. It did not take long and I had to relocate the chicken before the roosters ripped her to ribbons.
Marianne finally returned home. She is full of condemnation and guilt. We have some personal work to deal with but things appeared to be turning around.
She also helped me find a new car....
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Looks nice, drives nice, but needs a new undercarriage,
chassis and a visit to the scrap yard.
Guess who was stupid enough to buy it. |
I placed an order with the home hardware people in St Laurent. they messed up my order and did not deliver everything. When I asked them about it they said "oops" and never made any attempt to get the remainder of my building materials to me, so a few of my projects never got worked on.
August
Well the car we found was a miserable waste of valuable money. It turned out the cab mounts were rusted through. Not just parts of the cab but parts that can not be replaced.
I went to Silver bay auto and the guy there had another car that we bought. I took a $700 bath on the trade in. Someone will get a bush truck with leather interior and a multi-disk cd changer and power everything.
What was left of the garden was now a sun scorched wasteland. A few wildly fluctuating temperatures and the potatoes were dead the corn was almost dead the sun flowers were pitiful. It was looking like I was not laying up for winter any thing much.
October
Harvest was as I suspected. Something was digging up my potatoes, the corn was not worth pulling up and the sunflowers yielded seeds for next year barely.
Storing up firewood and the chainsaw lost a bolt on the muffler (another fine made in china thing that you need to have a machine shop to replace parts for). The result was the muffler setting the auto oilier thingy on fire. So we have a serious wood issue. I was able to borrow a replacement for a while but the wood stockpile is getting awful scarce at this time.
A skunk or raccoon killed one of the last two roosters and left us with a chicken and a horny unstable rooster. When I put them together he started to attack her. So.... Now we have one, and he was given a warm spot in the cooker.
Oh yea the oven had a melt down, so no baking for me this winter. I replaced the element and something else shorted out somewhere. I gave up. and the whole stove is starting to follow.
We called the septic tank guy (Dun Rite from Ashern) he told Marianne "I do not care if you are (expletive) drowning in it, I am never coming out to pump out your (expletive) tank!"
We found another guy from Lundar, who was more than willing to do the work for us. Not only that but he was there the day after we called him. I have not seen service like that since leaving the city.
The folks found a great deal on a mobile home, we got it moved here and I attempted to start fixing it up. Problem was the person who did the renovations on it did not put the insulation or vapor barrier on correctly. He also penetrated the wire when installing the siding. Several times. There was no plumbing rough in and stud walls were built with random non standard measurements.
In short they got a good shell, but I have to strip it down to the studs and essentially rebuild it from scratch. Not too bad, so the challenge is accepted. Difficulty, You cannot buy any building materials locally and the car you have is too small to haul them from the city. You also do not have any money to invest in the repairs.
So tear down and rebuild from studs, with a shoestring budget, black mold on the drywall, that you have to cut off and salvage the drywall for as you cannot just replace a couple thousand dollars worth of building materials. Rewire and re-plumb, install heat, doors and windows, a front porch and plan an additional couple hundred feet worth of needed add-on. Without spending a dime!!
It is looking like a lawn ornament now.
On the plus side as I lost my job at the beginning of the year they just lost out on another ten thousand dollars worth of building material sales.
This old house is sinking into the earth and desperately needed a basement and proper foundation when we moved here. Last summer was supposed to have me spending the majority of my paycheque on building just that before winter. But as my incompetent micro-manager lying idiot ex-boss decided that he did not like me. All that also got put on hold, meaning that this winter the house is teetering on the verge of collapsing.
Other fun
Kyle had an arsonist torch his dilapidated old mobile house down the road one afternoon in the fall. He came by for a visit we were discussing the upcoming trapping preparations when there was a column of black smoke from down the road. we headed down and yep the trailer was in flames and there were tire tracks going on to the property. We called the fire department and while we were waiting this idiot in a white truck pulled in like his ass was on fire and demanded to see if we had permits? I said I do not believe the arsonist had a permit to torch the place but when the cops find them perhaps you can ask him. This jackass pulled out of there before I could get his information and make him give a report to the nice idiot from the cop shop.
Stupid people ......... (sigh)
From my last post to now.....
We bunkered in as best as we could after snow fall. Winter normally is too harsh now to do much of anything else. Most of what I need to do is construction that I either cannot afford, do not have materials for or have to work out doors to build.
So we spend far too much time playing Minecraft. and posting junk on youtube. I hate winter.
Last thoughts.
Marianne has asked me to remind people that she is not my composer. She may proofread but she does not change what I feel or express on my blogs. so for those of you who hate me, If you keep talking smack about my wife you will see a part of this old psychopath come out that no one will ever believe. (jason and freddy have loads to learn form the real thing)
For those who care, I am still looking for a lawyer. I do not care who. I have people who are intentionally attempting to destroy our lives. When we are gone for a day or so people drop by and take tools, gasoline, and anything else they can. So someone has to be here constantly. When I ask people for service I get shunned. I try to do anything , I get shut down. You see, we are not kin. and the BS/BL people who started this whole mess have slandered me to the point where most people out here actually wish to hurt us.
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| Thinking of making this my affirmation for the rest of the year. (Wife agrees with this) |
So as I said a year ago these are my observations and perceptions. If perhaps I insult you then perhaps you need to change your presentation. You see if I perceive that things are this way and you are not taking note of that, perhaps other people are perceiving the same thing?
Cheers c[_]
oh Psalm 37 was the answer.
Next Post......
Due to some sound advice from concerned people and the fact that I had a $500 restraing order against me, I decided not to post anything further until now. May is over and if I accidentally spill venom about being screwed by Brian smith of Ericsdale proprietor of McMunn and Yates lumber in Ericsdale, or Bruce Law of Lundar, Retired former school bus manager or something. Then I do not have to worry about getting in trouble for mentioning that they were attempting to destroy my ability to live. As for the alleged plot to blow a school up... that is the most preposterous thing I ever have heard of.
Here is the big thing, I need a few thousand dollars to put down a retainer on a lawyer. I can then sue those two assholes for a couple of million. I have contacted what should be the Occupational Health and safety about the lack of safe work conditions at McMunn and Yates In Ericsdale and the second cause of my predicament. They chose to do nothing as they would have to actually get off their asses. You see although it is unlawful to fire a person for refusing to work in dangerous conditions actually doing so can result in your immediate termination and have you black balled for life out here.
But on other good notes, we have spent the winter fending off starvation and freezing to death by burying ourselves in Minecraft. Spring came in as normal and I got back on the renovations, The tiller and lawn mowers are still broken the house is on the verge of collapsing and I cannot afford a pot to piss in.
We asked for social assistance and the 257 dollars a month they give each of us to live on almost pays the bills. For comparison in Calgary I was making $28.30/hour and would work 10 to 14 hours a day, so I am living on less than 2 days net wages per month. Adjust to that if you can and not be bitter.
The renovations are coming along, last August I asked the RM to send the building permit guy down to talk about what we needed to do. Last week he finally showed up. Even though he is working on a build a mile past my place. I will need to move the house back 20 feet, also move the septic field, tanks, and repair the damages that Kyle did to our well in the winter of 2010, so we can stop getting yellow water every time it rains. I went over the plans I have for the place with him and perhaps I will be sitting down and pulling out the drawing board later and making a few sketches of what I am thinking about building. However a backhoe, and concrete and cinder blocks all cost money, Money that I do not have in abundance at this time.
As for Kyle; Marianne and I spent the day helping another outcast in town get some stuff done as she was being forcibly removed from her home. Marianne came home about an hour before I did. When I got home she just pulled in to the yard from dropping another load of his stuff back at his place. Apparently the moment we were out of the house he came by felt free to change and leave his clothes at the front door and dump the sled of traps that we spent two days cleaning up all over my lawn. He then drove across the grass with his leaky assed truck and got big globs of tar or oil on my grass. That was the last straw Marianne evicted his sorry user ass and he is no longer welcome here. We then spent a couple of days and hauled all his crap to the front by the gate and told his mom that she had a week or we were dumping in in the ditch. When she saw the crap he was storing here I am guessing she tore him a new one as they came by a couple of times on her day off and she kicked his ass till it was all loaded. You may be a shitty little spoiled 16 year old brat but if you were my kid blisters would adorn you hands from having to work to make up for the damages, and adorn your ass for making me have to deal with it in the first place. We grew up on the business end of a leather belt, and as far as I am concerned they should have never done away with it.
So all in all there you have it. Spring is here the potatoes that I set aside for planting are going to rot by the front door as we do not have the time or means to plant them (that and it is 4 weeks too late now) The chicken somehow made it through the winter without being in the cooker and is now nesting in an old freezer out in the front yard. Everything is in bloom and the wood ticks are out in full force. I am searching for some kind of work, and trying to do 20 to 30 thousand worth of needed repairs on $257 dollars a month. I have ideas for a small business that would provide employment for about 20 people out here and I cant get anyone to take me seriously. I am still looking for a lawyer who wants to sue some people for a couple of million dollars without a retainer fee or any cash up front. All while waiting on the second coming of Jesus, as all appear to be equally likely in my immediate future.
Cheers Kids. C[_]
And if you want to cheer me up you can see what I do on Minecraft on my
Inverted Cow Plays You tube channel.
