Hey kids.
I know I keep saying I will do a blog today.
Then it is tomorrow, and before I know it today is tomorrow's yesterday. (bonus points if you know the song that part of that line is from)
Here is the scoop in short form.
Wanna sue stupid people incorporated and their affiliated members for a couple of million dollars. Cannot find a lawyer. Still looking for one who wants his part of the payout. (not holding breath)
Trapping season is on now so we are getting our butts in gear getting traps set.
The folks are having some issues at the place they live in and really need a cat lover to help them kick someone's ass.
There is now only 1 chicken and Marianne is in love with her.
I am a couple of Unemployment insurance payments away from living on the streets and eating out of dumpsters again thanks to the aforementioned stupid people. Hell because of the jerkoff I could not even get my shitter sucked out! Still looking for a lawyer, any Lawyer! I cant get work because of them, I am outcast because of them! I would love to see the tables turned on all the flippen in breeds out here.
So as I said. That is it in short form. Life still sucks and for each of you that sends me a letter saying they like my blog 3 send me shit saying that they hate me.
If i get a chance I will blog again soon. Someday.
The Inverted Cow The Chronicles of the Transformation of our place to Something Wonderful
October 14, 2013
August 03, 2013
July Back to normal?
Hey Kids.
Well after some prodding I finally decided to get off my lazy butt and do another post. I know, I am still is awe that some people actually want to read whatever nonsense my twisted mind comes up with. So here it is for the last month and a half.....
Chicken Tails:
Well shortly after my last post I went out to the coop on a Monday morning and found almost every chicken dead. It looked like a cheap Hollywood horror flick for chickens. One was totally disemboweled another had her head ripped off and thrown across the cage. One had her neck broken and one rooster was dead without any apparent trauma. I was left with 2 roosters and one hen. I kept working somewhat on building the chicken coop. It took some looking but I found a large hole ripped into the netting covering the cage so it looks to be the work of an owl.
I left Penny, (the chicken) in with Salt and Pepper (the twin roosters). Within a week they had ripped the feathers out of her back, so I bit the bullet (so to speak) and brought the cage back indoors and put poor Penny back inside it. She now gets a daily carry out to a little run I made in the trees, loads of handling, tons of pets and love. She is healing quite well but still appears to be in mourning.
The two roosters are getting all the fresh air and exercise they can handle. Starting this month they will be getting a little extra food, then in another couple of months they have a date with a bullet and a roasting pan.
Beaver Tails (aka trapping with Kyle)
As many of you know I go trapping with Kyle, He tends to post about it on his YouTube channel World Wide Outdoors . Most years I just trap for the fun of it, but this year he thought to "share" in the profits. Well my "share" did not even cover the money I spent on the bike repairs or the fuel I bought so I am still doing this for fun I guess.
He did also, however, pay for me to go in and get my restricted firearms permit. It was funny he passed the test with 95% and I had 97% there was no instruction, just a test. The instructor then went to take his money and found out Kyle is a minor and said "sorry kid comeback in 4 more years." He was heartbroken, I laughed.
Homecoming
In other good news Marianne finally got the boot from the two faced slime bag womanizer that she ran off to. She came back home and now we are making things right. There are some serious open wounds and some real trust issues to deal with but time will heal that which was broken.
So if you know Marianne she really needs a big hug and some compassion at the moment. Snide remarks, "helpful" advice, jibes jabs and every thing else can be sent to me for later delivery and editing.
Finally A NEW CAR
Yes shortly after Marianne came home I was finally able to go and kick tires on a few vehicles for myself. Thanks to everyone who "helped" and offered to help. (read James 2:16 for understanding)
We found a vehicle that is in need of some love, a new muffler and a serious car wash, and some minor body rust. The price of the vehicle was low enough to warrant the added costs of the repairs.
So after the weekend I will be taking another trip into the city with a car materials shopping list, for all the things that need fixing on it. Then it is a trip into Calgary to finally deal; with the two faced piece of crap womanizer who I warned to not mess with another mans wife. The problem is, I had to resist the urge to not put a bullet into his head when he hurt me last time. It was because of the possibility that I would hurt Marianne that I did not, now I have no such restrictions. (Being sociopathic is the reason I moved away from assholes in the first place)
Other Assholes and Issues
Speaking of people who get my dander up, I am still in the market for a lawyer to sue the pants off of my former employers and the lying slimeball incompetent micromanagers for slander, defamation, wrongful dismissal, and whatever else they can come up with. So if anyone knows a lawyer who wants to get a pocket full of cash please send him my way.
Back on the farm
Other things that are happening. I have been having a nonstop fight with the lawnmowers in a desperate attempt to get the yard cut. I fix one thing something else goes wrong. I replaced the belt on little red riding mower and a belt guide breaks, replace belt and something else goes wrong. Four belts this year and counting, Not amused. Why they do not make lawnmowers with chain and gears I will never know. I melted the head off of the weed wacker and apparently have the "chickens tooth" of weed wackers. Meaning that no one has ever thought of hearing about this one.
I also ordered the building materials for my greenhouse and chicken coop from the good people at Home Builders in St Laurant. They messed up the order, did not process my order the first time, took a couple of weeks to deliver it to me and then forgot the lumber for my foundation. $1100 worth of lumber sitting on my lawn for the last month now and still no sign of my materials so I can start the build (I wanted it finished by August not still sitting on my lawn). So I highly recommend that for all your building needs do not go to them.
Final thoughts
As for why I am posting so irregularly and not on facebook much anymore is because of Minecraft. Yes I am one of the ten million plus idiots that bought that seriously addictive game. Save yourself now before you get addicted to the sounds of building and breaking blocks.
I made the mistake of allowing Marianne to play for a few minutes one day and now I have to fight her for the computer! If you have any mercy in your hearts please help us. We are in desperate need of a new ISP, Nordenbros, and Explorenet, is a thief and a crook, We pay over 70 bucks a month for the slow no speed ISP and he offers faster and better internet for half the price. But Pay through the ass if you want to upgrade! Netset (who I do not know who they are affiliated with) needs a $3500 tower to get signal here. So I need to decide if to yell at Nordenbros and fight with the thief I know or to fight with another that I do not. We also need another computer for Marianne, her laptop is grunting on its last legs and my "new" computer is laggy and cheap like all HP products.
Assuming I am not in the clink for first degree aggravated manslaughter, will talk to u next time.
Cheers C[_]
Well after some prodding I finally decided to get off my lazy butt and do another post. I know, I am still is awe that some people actually want to read whatever nonsense my twisted mind comes up with. So here it is for the last month and a half.....
Chicken Tails:
Well shortly after my last post I went out to the coop on a Monday morning and found almost every chicken dead. It looked like a cheap Hollywood horror flick for chickens. One was totally disemboweled another had her head ripped off and thrown across the cage. One had her neck broken and one rooster was dead without any apparent trauma. I was left with 2 roosters and one hen. I kept working somewhat on building the chicken coop. It took some looking but I found a large hole ripped into the netting covering the cage so it looks to be the work of an owl.
I left Penny, (the chicken) in with Salt and Pepper (the twin roosters). Within a week they had ripped the feathers out of her back, so I bit the bullet (so to speak) and brought the cage back indoors and put poor Penny back inside it. She now gets a daily carry out to a little run I made in the trees, loads of handling, tons of pets and love. She is healing quite well but still appears to be in mourning.
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| Almost looking good again |
The two roosters are getting all the fresh air and exercise they can handle. Starting this month they will be getting a little extra food, then in another couple of months they have a date with a bullet and a roasting pan.
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| Almost looking FOOD again |
Beaver Tails (aka trapping with Kyle)
As many of you know I go trapping with Kyle, He tends to post about it on his YouTube channel World Wide Outdoors . Most years I just trap for the fun of it, but this year he thought to "share" in the profits. Well my "share" did not even cover the money I spent on the bike repairs or the fuel I bought so I am still doing this for fun I guess.
He did also, however, pay for me to go in and get my restricted firearms permit. It was funny he passed the test with 95% and I had 97% there was no instruction, just a test. The instructor then went to take his money and found out Kyle is a minor and said "sorry kid comeback in 4 more years." He was heartbroken, I laughed.
Homecoming
In other good news Marianne finally got the boot from the two faced slime bag womanizer that she ran off to. She came back home and now we are making things right. There are some serious open wounds and some real trust issues to deal with but time will heal that which was broken.
So if you know Marianne she really needs a big hug and some compassion at the moment. Snide remarks, "helpful" advice, jibes jabs and every thing else can be sent to me for later delivery and editing.
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| Right back where she belongs Home, on the computer. |
Finally A NEW CAR
Yes shortly after Marianne came home I was finally able to go and kick tires on a few vehicles for myself. Thanks to everyone who "helped" and offered to help. (read James 2:16 for understanding)
We found a vehicle that is in need of some love, a new muffler and a serious car wash, and some minor body rust. The price of the vehicle was low enough to warrant the added costs of the repairs.
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| Oh yea LOADED with everything |
So after the weekend I will be taking another trip into the city with a car materials shopping list, for all the things that need fixing on it. Then it is a trip into Calgary to finally deal; with the two faced piece of crap womanizer who I warned to not mess with another mans wife. The problem is, I had to resist the urge to not put a bullet into his head when he hurt me last time. It was because of the possibility that I would hurt Marianne that I did not, now I have no such restrictions. (Being sociopathic is the reason I moved away from assholes in the first place)
Other Assholes and Issues
Speaking of people who get my dander up, I am still in the market for a lawyer to sue the pants off of my former employers and the lying slimeball incompetent micromanagers for slander, defamation, wrongful dismissal, and whatever else they can come up with. So if anyone knows a lawyer who wants to get a pocket full of cash please send him my way.
Back on the farm
Other things that are happening. I have been having a nonstop fight with the lawnmowers in a desperate attempt to get the yard cut. I fix one thing something else goes wrong. I replaced the belt on little red riding mower and a belt guide breaks, replace belt and something else goes wrong. Four belts this year and counting, Not amused. Why they do not make lawnmowers with chain and gears I will never know. I melted the head off of the weed wacker and apparently have the "chickens tooth" of weed wackers. Meaning that no one has ever thought of hearing about this one.
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| Fresh from the yard I present to you... WILD STRAWBERRIES! That still sounds like an advertisement for an all girl 80s metal band! |
I also ordered the building materials for my greenhouse and chicken coop from the good people at Home Builders in St Laurant. They messed up the order, did not process my order the first time, took a couple of weeks to deliver it to me and then forgot the lumber for my foundation. $1100 worth of lumber sitting on my lawn for the last month now and still no sign of my materials so I can start the build (I wanted it finished by August not still sitting on my lawn). So I highly recommend that for all your building needs do not go to them.
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| Here is Hope Pretending she is a chicken |
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| Mitza pretending she is a sunbeam |
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| And Midnight pretending he cares. |
Final thoughts
As for why I am posting so irregularly and not on facebook much anymore is because of Minecraft. Yes I am one of the ten million plus idiots that bought that seriously addictive game. Save yourself now before you get addicted to the sounds of building and breaking blocks.
I made the mistake of allowing Marianne to play for a few minutes one day and now I have to fight her for the computer! If you have any mercy in your hearts please help us. We are in desperate need of a new ISP, Nordenbros, and Explorenet, is a thief and a crook, We pay over 70 bucks a month for the slow no speed ISP and he offers faster and better internet for half the price. But Pay through the ass if you want to upgrade! Netset (who I do not know who they are affiliated with) needs a $3500 tower to get signal here. So I need to decide if to yell at Nordenbros and fight with the thief I know or to fight with another that I do not. We also need another computer for Marianne, her laptop is grunting on its last legs and my "new" computer is laggy and cheap like all HP products.
Assuming I am not in the clink for first degree aggravated manslaughter, will talk to u next time.
Cheers C[_]
June 20, 2013
June 2013 Definitions and Understanding
Hey Kids!
We are having a rain day today so I am taking a break from playing in the yard, and being molested by wood ticks. I figured I should blog for the dozen or so people who actually read my blog, as well as for the several dozen or so who 'skim', and for the hundred or so perverts and pedophiles who search for "closet crossdressers, wet beavers, hairy pussy," or any other porn thing you can imagine. GAAAG yuck.
About perverts. You know I have nothing wrong with a person having sexual fantasies, even lusting after comics (what I saw done to Marge when checking the links would make Matt Goering cringe). I mean I admit it as a teenager I got interested in comics like fritz the cat (an underground adult cartoon) Anime and other forms of adult cartoons were as available as they are now. But cartoon makers having a person rape a girl is not porn! it promotes rape! even an animated cartoon of a person forcing himself on a girl screaming "NO" is flippen rape and you dirty bastards should be dragged out to the bush and skinned alive!
Sorry bit of an anger management issue there...... Coffee is needed brb.....
AHHH C[_] Life is so much more manageable with coffee.....
So back to perverts for a second, If you decide to skim my blog looking for porn please feel free to come to my house, I have several dull knives and will be happy to make you a enuich right toot sweet. If you want hairy wet beavers the swamps are full of them, However if you attempt to get too friendly with them you may end up dead, eaten, and left in a pile of shit on the side of a beaver lodge someplace, although that is not too unfitting of an end for losers who masturbate over pictures of Marge Simpson with breasts!
Other internet jerkoffs
Another internet jackass who has been targeting my blog lately is what is now referred to as a "troll". When I first got on the internet they were also called "flamers". This type of lowlife exists to slither from his mommy's basement log into the internet and find people to annoy. This is done by posting insulting, derogatory, or simply plain rude comments on peoples posts, blogs or other thoughts. Normally they slither around forums and on facebook.
One has taken to attacking me, first they made a facebook page that pretended they were from CISIS (the Canadian anti spy agency same thing as the US CIA), They then posted several messages to all my wife's friends that they were following up on an investigation. (NOTE: this event happened just after we had told Kyle about having to contact them because of a suspicious facebook person who was attempting to solicit only women into Muslim beliefs). After telling the person that we reported them to both the real folks at CISIS and facebook the account disappeared.
This was then followed up with a pest in town getting my phone number and making prank phonecalls to me. I had a sit down with the school principal and informed them that one more call one more prank one more threat and I would have the cops visit the next time. That ended Alex Bobbie and his crap.
I then had a bogus facebook account log into my facebook page and comment or like a bunch of posts, the bogus accounts name "I Don'tThinkAnyone" so I would get messages like " I Don'tThinkAnyone likes your post, or I Don'tThinkAnyone commented on your status" that sort of nonsense. The account was shut down shortly after we reported it to facebook.
This same troll has now started to attack my blog. Last month (coincidentally the same time Kyle was in BC) A person logged into my blog under the alias of annoyed, commented that all I do is complain, they then logged into my account as a person named Bruce and agreed with themselves. The same pattern as what they did once before on my post on stupid people. My reply was classic smart assed me at his finest. This time however I deleted the post when I first logged in in the morning. Now smart people out there.... BC time is this time minus 2 hours, the post was made between 1 and 2 Am local time, that being about 11 to 12 BC time. I was up early that morning and deleted the post as soon as I opened it, around 430 am. the total post life span was under 4 hours, I had 0 (that is ZERO) views during that lifespan. Why then would one person be asking me about the comments from "annoyed bruce"?
About me!
Of all the descriptives I have seen this describes the kind of person I am the best.....
this is not my video so forgive the misspelling in the title "laugh your way to a better marriage, By Mark Gungor" well worth the view, also well worth it to take the ten or fifteen dollar personality test.
Things to note as a "peace person" we value RESPECT, and if you push too far we will shut down on you in a heart beat!!!
Something else if you look back to my post here from July 2011 you will see my definition of the word NO, People still have issue with that word.
Here is an example, My car is dead, Terry (Kyle's mommy) has some old crap cars on her property that she wants to sell for full price. I have seen the cars, Kyle and I took pictures, examined the cars everything. I have a damm good idea what she has. Anyhow she suggests that I should do some house renovations in exchange for one of the cars. I say no thanks, She then calls me stupid (not in so many words) and gets pissy at me for refusing such a "great"offer.... A vehicle worth about $50 for scrap in exchange for several thousand dollars worth of renovations? yea, "Great deal" if you are the one getting the renos done perhaps. I have been used so many times in my life by people who think they can take from me what they want, if I ever had it all back I could retire COMFORTABLY on what they owe me. This offer is a pitiful excuse to insult my intelligence.
Anyhow, I am off topic, At the same time I have a person who is looking for me, They are posting questions on my facebook account giving out way too much personal information, because they want me to be in touch with the lifeless pile of bio-carbons who once was my father. This is a person who I also had said "good by" to. Anyone who understands when a person like me says they will do something we will do it no matter what. My "father" requested that I NEVER contact them again, I said "Good By", from that moment on he was dead to me. Now this person is attempting to have me contact this pile of lifeless nothing for whatever reason, I say NO to them. However it is not sufficient.
I post again the definition of the word NO on facebook, I am thinking of the message from this idiot who wants me to get back in touch with a person whom I agreed to NEVER talk to again! They are asking me to break my word. Ask me to break my leg because that has a better chance of happening before I break my word to someone I said good by to!
Now after I make that post I get Terry coming back on with "is this directed at me?!" I basically say no it was not but if you perceive it that way then perhaps you have other issues. Well talk about stirring up the hornets nest. Next thing I know I hate her? She hates me. And so on.
Alright; First if I hate someone I would NEVER have them on facebook, second I would never offer to help them store stuff, never offer to take care of animals, twice. Never allow them an opportunity to fix damages done. Never be in any way nice? Hate??? Me no, I do not hate you. At least not yet. Strongly dislike you at the moment, yes, but not hate.
So block and delete them both off of facebook and ignore them as best as I can is now the solution, Of course this also means that they are both telling people all sorts of things behind my back Many of which I am hearing about, But that is how petty and small minded people are. Something we have an overabundance of here in the wilds of Manitoba.
So if for some reason I am not giving you any attention right now it is simple. You pissed me off, you spread lies behind my back, you disrespected me (watch the video for an understanding of what that means), and you cannot keep your word.
Alright Coffee
Back to normal Blog!!!
If you have skimmed all that reading and are still looking for porn, Sorry I have none for you yet.
As I mentioned before the old beater is dead, Out here in the wastelands I have a small issue. In order to get to town I need to mooch a ride from people in the area. My Neighbor (alright they live about 10 miles away but...) have been giving me rides into town once in a while. I cannot express how grateful I am for that. However, they are getting inconvenienced, and somewhat annoyed at the whole thing.
I can log into Kijiji and find any one of 20 vehicles that suit my budget and needs any day. The issue is they are in the city which is a 2 hour drive away. I can shop by Email only so much, (although some of the morons out here still cannot figure out how to turn the computer on let alone reply to email, how they post to kijiji is a mystery) When I send them a email they say stupid things like "come and take a look" So it is like, "Yea idiot, I am going to mooch a two hour ride into the city to look at a vehicle that is probably not worth the amount you are asking or is not safetied, or cannot drive back to my place, that I might NOT buy." this makes sense how?
I have asked a friend of mine to help me find something, but if you know anyone who has a suv, crossover or light duty pickup that is less than 20 years old for under $2,500 that does not need an additional $4000 fixing, does not need a safety inspection and can be driven today, and is available in my area please let me know!
Stupid People Update!
On the stupid people update front, I have all the police data that I am able to get. I know who my accusers are and the lies they were spreading about me. I sent a Email to every civil lawyer on my list, none of them replied at this time. Probably because I just fired them an email and did not go through websites and whatnot to get in to talk to them. But, I am unsure of who to contact, what lawyer is good and who is a wanker. So to you my loving fans If you know a GOOD litch, er lawyer who would be interested in several lawsuits against two former employers, and several of their employees, let me know. Otherwise I am going back to the drawing board and emailing everyone again.
Other Stuff
Sorry no porn yet, I will keep digging....
All my lawn equipment is giving me grief, Little red riding mower has a broken belt, I popped into town for a replacement and put a guide on incorrectly and promptly sliced a brand new belt in two. oops. My red push mower starts fine runs great but as soon as I try to cut grass, dies. I replaced the diaphragm fuel pump, cleaned the carburetor, checked everything I can think of short of a total tear down, it appears the issue is that it is a Briggs and Scrapiron motor (same as all the other broken crap I have right now) The rototiller needed a new diaphragm as well, it runs great but the muffler bolts snapped when taking it off, (what moron thought to put a muffler next to a carburetor anyhow) so after working for an hour it ignited the fuel tank. Had me get the ol heart beating for a second or three there.
I have managed to finally get the shelves into my garden shed, I was thinking of painting it today but well rain and all... Perhaps for next blog.
My materials for the chicken coop are finally on their way as are the things for a hot house I plan on building, so with any luck some of that will be on the next blog as well.
Chicken tails
Almost some porn here I was going to post a picture of the rooster with the heading "a proud cock"!
Well the chickens have started laying eggs, so far I have about 2 dozen small to medium eggs, You can really notice the difference with the free range over the store bought ones. However if you do the math, I have spent almost $300 on the chickens had 2 that died, so two roasted chickens and three dozen eggs for $300. Not paying off at the time yet. Survival people, Chickens are a expensive hobby and may not be profitable or may not return enough to warrant the added stress. That being said after a while they should become slightly more economical. So be prepared for a serious startup curve.
Final Thoughts
Sorry no porn this time either!
Well there ya have it kids another episode of me pissing people off, and bitching and wining about life.
Just remember one thing
This is my blog, These are my thoughts and perceptions, If I say something that offends you then perhaps you need to review your presentations as you may not be coming across as you think. Also because it is a free world (at least for now) you are permitted to decide to not read my blog. In fact if I offend you, If you do not like what I say, If you think I bitch too much then PISS OFF! Ya know you have all the right in the world to never open my blog again, unless you are like a dog that likes to keep coming back to his own vomit just so it can make you sick again. Also because of the flippen idiots and trolls out there who like to post rude comments I have set everything to permissions, every comment is moderated, that is I get to preview it before hand, I can also use webmaster tools and get your URL and then if I am feeling so inclined I can go troll your life!
At this time I cannot get a password protected blog as the code to do so shows up as malicious software, However if people decide that pissing me off is fun, then the inverted cow will be taking a LONG break. You have no idea as to how close this became to being an announcement that I would be in Hiatus indefinitely.
Oh and sorry no porn today. Go ask Matt for some more pictures of Marg!
Cheers C[_]
We are having a rain day today so I am taking a break from playing in the yard, and being molested by wood ticks. I figured I should blog for the dozen or so people who actually read my blog, as well as for the several dozen or so who 'skim', and for the hundred or so perverts and pedophiles who search for "closet crossdressers, wet beavers, hairy pussy," or any other porn thing you can imagine. GAAAG yuck.
About perverts. You know I have nothing wrong with a person having sexual fantasies, even lusting after comics (what I saw done to Marge when checking the links would make Matt Goering cringe). I mean I admit it as a teenager I got interested in comics like fritz the cat (an underground adult cartoon) Anime and other forms of adult cartoons were as available as they are now. But cartoon makers having a person rape a girl is not porn! it promotes rape! even an animated cartoon of a person forcing himself on a girl screaming "NO" is flippen rape and you dirty bastards should be dragged out to the bush and skinned alive!
Sorry bit of an anger management issue there...... Coffee is needed brb.....
AHHH C[_] Life is so much more manageable with coffee.....
So back to perverts for a second, If you decide to skim my blog looking for porn please feel free to come to my house, I have several dull knives and will be happy to make you a enuich right toot sweet. If you want hairy wet beavers the swamps are full of them, However if you attempt to get too friendly with them you may end up dead, eaten, and left in a pile of shit on the side of a beaver lodge someplace, although that is not too unfitting of an end for losers who masturbate over pictures of Marge Simpson with breasts!
Other internet jerkoffs
Another internet jackass who has been targeting my blog lately is what is now referred to as a "troll". When I first got on the internet they were also called "flamers". This type of lowlife exists to slither from his mommy's basement log into the internet and find people to annoy. This is done by posting insulting, derogatory, or simply plain rude comments on peoples posts, blogs or other thoughts. Normally they slither around forums and on facebook.
One has taken to attacking me, first they made a facebook page that pretended they were from CISIS (the Canadian anti spy agency same thing as the US CIA), They then posted several messages to all my wife's friends that they were following up on an investigation. (NOTE: this event happened just after we had told Kyle about having to contact them because of a suspicious facebook person who was attempting to solicit only women into Muslim beliefs). After telling the person that we reported them to both the real folks at CISIS and facebook the account disappeared.
This was then followed up with a pest in town getting my phone number and making prank phonecalls to me. I had a sit down with the school principal and informed them that one more call one more prank one more threat and I would have the cops visit the next time. That ended Alex Bobbie and his crap.
I then had a bogus facebook account log into my facebook page and comment or like a bunch of posts, the bogus accounts name "I Don'tThinkAnyone" so I would get messages like " I Don'tThinkAnyone likes your post, or I Don'tThinkAnyone commented on your status" that sort of nonsense. The account was shut down shortly after we reported it to facebook.
This same troll has now started to attack my blog. Last month (coincidentally the same time Kyle was in BC) A person logged into my blog under the alias of annoyed, commented that all I do is complain, they then logged into my account as a person named Bruce and agreed with themselves. The same pattern as what they did once before on my post on stupid people. My reply was classic smart assed me at his finest. This time however I deleted the post when I first logged in in the morning. Now smart people out there.... BC time is this time minus 2 hours, the post was made between 1 and 2 Am local time, that being about 11 to 12 BC time. I was up early that morning and deleted the post as soon as I opened it, around 430 am. the total post life span was under 4 hours, I had 0 (that is ZERO) views during that lifespan. Why then would one person be asking me about the comments from "annoyed bruce"?
About me!
Of all the descriptives I have seen this describes the kind of person I am the best.....
this is not my video so forgive the misspelling in the title "laugh your way to a better marriage, By Mark Gungor" well worth the view, also well worth it to take the ten or fifteen dollar personality test.
Things to note as a "peace person" we value RESPECT, and if you push too far we will shut down on you in a heart beat!!!
Something else if you look back to my post here from July 2011 you will see my definition of the word NO, People still have issue with that word.
Here is an example, My car is dead, Terry (Kyle's mommy) has some old crap cars on her property that she wants to sell for full price. I have seen the cars, Kyle and I took pictures, examined the cars everything. I have a damm good idea what she has. Anyhow she suggests that I should do some house renovations in exchange for one of the cars. I say no thanks, She then calls me stupid (not in so many words) and gets pissy at me for refusing such a "great"offer.... A vehicle worth about $50 for scrap in exchange for several thousand dollars worth of renovations? yea, "Great deal" if you are the one getting the renos done perhaps. I have been used so many times in my life by people who think they can take from me what they want, if I ever had it all back I could retire COMFORTABLY on what they owe me. This offer is a pitiful excuse to insult my intelligence.
Anyhow, I am off topic, At the same time I have a person who is looking for me, They are posting questions on my facebook account giving out way too much personal information, because they want me to be in touch with the lifeless pile of bio-carbons who once was my father. This is a person who I also had said "good by" to. Anyone who understands when a person like me says they will do something we will do it no matter what. My "father" requested that I NEVER contact them again, I said "Good By", from that moment on he was dead to me. Now this person is attempting to have me contact this pile of lifeless nothing for whatever reason, I say NO to them. However it is not sufficient.
I post again the definition of the word NO on facebook, I am thinking of the message from this idiot who wants me to get back in touch with a person whom I agreed to NEVER talk to again! They are asking me to break my word. Ask me to break my leg because that has a better chance of happening before I break my word to someone I said good by to!
Now after I make that post I get Terry coming back on with "is this directed at me?!" I basically say no it was not but if you perceive it that way then perhaps you have other issues. Well talk about stirring up the hornets nest. Next thing I know I hate her? She hates me. And so on.
Alright; First if I hate someone I would NEVER have them on facebook, second I would never offer to help them store stuff, never offer to take care of animals, twice. Never allow them an opportunity to fix damages done. Never be in any way nice? Hate??? Me no, I do not hate you. At least not yet. Strongly dislike you at the moment, yes, but not hate.
So block and delete them both off of facebook and ignore them as best as I can is now the solution, Of course this also means that they are both telling people all sorts of things behind my back Many of which I am hearing about, But that is how petty and small minded people are. Something we have an overabundance of here in the wilds of Manitoba.
So if for some reason I am not giving you any attention right now it is simple. You pissed me off, you spread lies behind my back, you disrespected me (watch the video for an understanding of what that means), and you cannot keep your word.
Alright Coffee
Back to normal Blog!!!
If you have skimmed all that reading and are still looking for porn, Sorry I have none for you yet.
As I mentioned before the old beater is dead, Out here in the wastelands I have a small issue. In order to get to town I need to mooch a ride from people in the area. My Neighbor (alright they live about 10 miles away but...) have been giving me rides into town once in a while. I cannot express how grateful I am for that. However, they are getting inconvenienced, and somewhat annoyed at the whole thing.
I can log into Kijiji and find any one of 20 vehicles that suit my budget and needs any day. The issue is they are in the city which is a 2 hour drive away. I can shop by Email only so much, (although some of the morons out here still cannot figure out how to turn the computer on let alone reply to email, how they post to kijiji is a mystery) When I send them a email they say stupid things like "come and take a look" So it is like, "Yea idiot, I am going to mooch a two hour ride into the city to look at a vehicle that is probably not worth the amount you are asking or is not safetied, or cannot drive back to my place, that I might NOT buy." this makes sense how?
I have asked a friend of mine to help me find something, but if you know anyone who has a suv, crossover or light duty pickup that is less than 20 years old for under $2,500 that does not need an additional $4000 fixing, does not need a safety inspection and can be driven today, and is available in my area please let me know!
Stupid People Update!
On the stupid people update front, I have all the police data that I am able to get. I know who my accusers are and the lies they were spreading about me. I sent a Email to every civil lawyer on my list, none of them replied at this time. Probably because I just fired them an email and did not go through websites and whatnot to get in to talk to them. But, I am unsure of who to contact, what lawyer is good and who is a wanker. So to you my loving fans If you know a GOOD litch, er lawyer who would be interested in several lawsuits against two former employers, and several of their employees, let me know. Otherwise I am going back to the drawing board and emailing everyone again.
Other Stuff
Sorry no porn yet, I will keep digging....
All my lawn equipment is giving me grief, Little red riding mower has a broken belt, I popped into town for a replacement and put a guide on incorrectly and promptly sliced a brand new belt in two. oops. My red push mower starts fine runs great but as soon as I try to cut grass, dies. I replaced the diaphragm fuel pump, cleaned the carburetor, checked everything I can think of short of a total tear down, it appears the issue is that it is a Briggs and Scrapiron motor (same as all the other broken crap I have right now) The rototiller needed a new diaphragm as well, it runs great but the muffler bolts snapped when taking it off, (what moron thought to put a muffler next to a carburetor anyhow) so after working for an hour it ignited the fuel tank. Had me get the ol heart beating for a second or three there.
I have managed to finally get the shelves into my garden shed, I was thinking of painting it today but well rain and all... Perhaps for next blog.
My materials for the chicken coop are finally on their way as are the things for a hot house I plan on building, so with any luck some of that will be on the next blog as well.
Chicken tails
Almost some porn here I was going to post a picture of the rooster with the heading "a proud cock"!
Well the chickens have started laying eggs, so far I have about 2 dozen small to medium eggs, You can really notice the difference with the free range over the store bought ones. However if you do the math, I have spent almost $300 on the chickens had 2 that died, so two roasted chickens and three dozen eggs for $300. Not paying off at the time yet. Survival people, Chickens are a expensive hobby and may not be profitable or may not return enough to warrant the added stress. That being said after a while they should become slightly more economical. So be prepared for a serious startup curve.
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| two little eggs |
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| and four more the first ones. |
Final Thoughts
Sorry no porn this time either!
Well there ya have it kids another episode of me pissing people off, and bitching and wining about life.
Just remember one thing
This is my blog, These are my thoughts and perceptions, If I say something that offends you then perhaps you need to review your presentations as you may not be coming across as you think. Also because it is a free world (at least for now) you are permitted to decide to not read my blog. In fact if I offend you, If you do not like what I say, If you think I bitch too much then PISS OFF! Ya know you have all the right in the world to never open my blog again, unless you are like a dog that likes to keep coming back to his own vomit just so it can make you sick again. Also because of the flippen idiots and trolls out there who like to post rude comments I have set everything to permissions, every comment is moderated, that is I get to preview it before hand, I can also use webmaster tools and get your URL and then if I am feeling so inclined I can go troll your life!
At this time I cannot get a password protected blog as the code to do so shows up as malicious software, However if people decide that pissing me off is fun, then the inverted cow will be taking a LONG break. You have no idea as to how close this became to being an announcement that I would be in Hiatus indefinitely.
Oh and sorry no porn today. Go ask Matt for some more pictures of Marg!
Cheers C[_]
May 16, 2013
If that is the best you have got...
YOUR BEST WILL NOT DO!
Hey kids, friends, and fanatics. Well summer has arrived here at the home of the inverted cow and with it everything that I was having fun with on my last post has given me their best shot. So the theme song of this post is....
You divine leaders have been located!
Because of the agreement I have with the lawyers I cannot discuss any further details about the accusers of me. But let it be known they are all card carrying members of Stupid People Association of Canaduh! I was unaware that there was a special interest group for stupid people, and as such I am also no longer permitted to ask rhetorical questions as to when the government will allow the culling of the herd. So stupid people of Canaduh rest easy any further "threats" from me will come from the hands of the duly appointed individuals who govern this great country.
I would however give you fair warning, do not blink, do not move, do not do anything without being in full and excessive compliance with the laws of the land. If I see even the smallest of potential violations I will do to you as you have done to me. You had me charged with an offence that falls under the terrorist act of Canada, so your lie was one that held grave consequences. Since I deal with people of intelligence, and the court system does not normally employ stupid peoples. Everything was tossed in the trash. So now it is my turn! Buckle up bitches your ass is going to get plugged by every government office, every lawyer, every LEGAL and honest means I have at my fingertips to send your way.
If charging me with plotting a terrorist act was your best shot YOUR BEST WON'T DO!
Good by winter
With the sudden and abrupt arrival of summer, winter had absolutely no choice but to relinquish its grasp on the land. One day we have snow and within a week we had plus 20 degree days.
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| yes this was more snow in May |
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| Seriously? Snow again?! make it stop now! |
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| OUTSIDE NOW! Argg make the snow stop! |
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| Man. If you DO NOT make it stop with the snow and let me outside right soon I am going to mess you up big time! |
Sorry winter if hanging on all spring was your best shot....YOUR BEST WON'T DO!
Chicken Tails
With the arrival of summer I got the chicken pen set up, I tossed a small lean to shelter out there for them and put them into the yard. There was some adjustment issues and one of the chickens got hurt when she tangled with some wire during a escape attempt. She ended up in the slow cooker and was quite tasty. So now there are 8
Here are all 9 on moving day....
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| Drumstick |
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| in the yard first |
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| strutting his stuff |
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| Milkshake |
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| Pepper |
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| Checking out the new digs |
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| Salt |
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| Asking where the chicks are |
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| Marmalade |
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| You said there would be food |
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| Blondie |
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| Yes we look alike...SO? |
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| Hey is that thing moving? |
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| Nugget |
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| Don't look at me. |
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| Copper |
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| I am so sexy! |
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| Pennie |
But with that they also learned where the boundaries of the yard are and no more serious attempts have taken place. The roosters are getting a bit frisky with the poor chickens and therefore it may be prudent to get a rooster pen set up soon as well. I am hoping to observe a rooster that the chickens like, just in case I decide to keep one rooster alive over the winter.
But the noise, the dust and the annoyance of having them indoors is finally over. (house cleaning and dusting will take a disaster recovery team to get back to normal but all in time I guess)
Other Fun
Kyle's horses are finally moved back to his property. They did help the wind knock down the pen I had them in and had some fun helping make more work for me on the yard.
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| This is Kyle being volunteered to help clean up the yard... Just like him cleaning up his trapping stuff, or fixing the wellhead that he busted three or four winters ago. Yea like that will ever happen. |
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| here are my new building inspectors hard at work "helping" me move the trailer so I can begin to convert it to a chicken coop |
But it is summer and I am doing yardwork full swing now so I am happy! The car is in the shop getting looked at. It may not ever drive again depending on why the transmission is giving me grief at the same time the little transfer pipe blew out.
I am not a car guy I hate the damm things. I hate working on them hate fixing them and hate crawling around in the dirt to find out why it is broken. If the fine guys at Roy's tire in Ashern can get it going and not put me in the red, then I am getting the stuff to start to fix the house. Oh if you are ever up this way and you have a breakdown or need something fixed on the ol car. Go to Roy's Tire!!! I have never met a more decent honest and forthright mechanic.
Remember: good, fast and inexpensive. Pick two.
if they are good and fast, they will not be inexpensive,
if they are fast and inexpensive, they will not be good,
if they are good and inexpensive, they will not be fast.
Roy's is the last, Good and not expensive. but you may have to wait a few days. (Manitoba time you know) You better believe it though it is worth the wait!
Last Thoughts
Well so far this year is turning out kind of rough. Sort of like my roadway, all the culverts have sunk again and it is like driving around a parking lot with inverted speed bumps that threaten to turn into sinkholes. But everything bad has had the chance to take its best shot and ITS BEST WON'T DO! I am too stubborn thickheaded and mulish to allow the worries of the world get me down and keep me there.
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| First Shrew |
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| Big Minnows |
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| Happy Hope Taking over my chair |
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| Mitza for no reason |
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| First frog, Kiss him perhaps he is a prince? |
I leave you with the new theme song of the blog:
Anyhow I have some yard work to get to and the sun is already shining!
Cheers C[_] !
April 18, 2013
April, The unending saga continues
Hey Inverted Cow Fans!
First off I have to say that I am so surprised with the numbers of people who are now reading my blog. Even more the people who have been asking me to post again. I have to chuckle when I see the referring URLs where some people are linking from. So to all of you who are taking an interest in my little corner of the world and my thoughts THANK YOU.
I have stated it before, when I started writing this blog the intent was to share the trials and tribulations of taking a house that was on the verge of being condemned and making it into a self sufficient home. Also the adventures of a person who grew up in the city, and who thinks that things should be like they are in the city, moving to somewhere out in the swamplands of Manitoba.
Many of you have asked when the blog is coming out next. Well here is the reasons it is so erratic. First I am waiting until after the next court date before posting so you can follow along with me as I finally find out what or who I am making death threats to. As far as I know it is the good people at Stupid People Unlimited. I know it sounds odd but I am guessing they are a political entity, special interest group, or a religious faction, or something like that. Do not worry stupid people I will not start hunting you until after the government identifies you, issues proper hunting rules and permits, as well as hunting tags, and I will endeavor to not exceed my daily bag limit in the first few hours of the season. That being said I still say we could thin the herd down a touch by removing some safety warnings and perhaps a few safety guard devices and allow nature to take its course.
The other reason there has not been any postings is that I am still enduring the unending winter that will not ever quit. That is right it is mid April and we have snow in the forecast! The yard looks like it should at the end of February, NOT mid April. This week the tops of the stuff buried in the yard and the planter out front are finally starting to show through the snow. I am missing out on my favorite part of the year, Spring. Needless to say I am somewhat depressed. Apparently so is almost everyone else in North America who are affected by this winter crap. It is rather difficult to get outside and work in the yard when everything is frozen and covered with a foot or more of snow.
Chicken Tails
I know I said I would try to keep everyone posted on how the chicks are doing. Well here it is. First because of the winter I have not been able to build the yard for them. Materials are all ready here, the location is known the building I am planning on repurposing is waiting to be moved. EVERYTHING is buried under a foot of snow!
That being said I now have 9 fully grown chickens (4 roosters and 5 hens) stuck in the tiny little pen I made for them when they were chicks. It was more than big enough when they could fit into my hand but now it takes two hands to hold one. They are easily over twice almost three times the size as when I put them in there.
They are noisy, dusty, dirty, smelly, noisy, dusty, critters. Did I mention the dust? About the dust, I had to cover off the entrance to the room they are in as I was choking on the dust in the air in my bedroom on the other end of the house. EVERYTHING is covered with dust! I clean and an hour later I can write my name in the dust.
Then we get the scratching and kicking and whatnot. This is normal for chickens to scratch at the dirt when feeding. Unfortunately when they are indoors in a confined pen the scratching means I have straw and seed and poop thrown clear across the room. The cats then track this mixture all over the house. I clean the living room carpet and floor, within hours it is covered with straw, bits of seed and whatnot and dust. I brush the cats and then they go roll around on the carpet in the living room then go roll around on the bed. Guess what I find all over my bed when I go in at night, straw and seeds and cat hair and whatnot and dust.
The noises, I am not sure what the chickens do when I am not watching, but I get some awful noises from them. I set up the camera and they were quiet and well behaved I recorded over two hours of them being quiet and well behaved. As soon as I took the camera away, I had fighting and sqwallering, howls and bellows, cheers and crows. I know chickens are boisterous but, well here is a list the only way I can describe what I get for noises.
1. "normal" chicken clucks and peeps
2. rooster crows
3. squawks
4. someone knocking at the door
5. the baby fussing
6. the baby just got dipped in boiling liquid and is screaming in agony
7. the coyotes are in the front room
8. they coyotes are having a fight in the front room.
9. the spray of material bouncing off the washing machine and into the living room followed by the cloud of chocking dust
The next time I see one of those survivalist people with chickens in the house I am going to seriously question the dosage of their medications. My eyes burn my lungs hurt the house has mystery smells that may take forever to remove and I will be cleaning dust until spring comes!
Unemployment Insurance Fun
If you have followed along with things relating to my old job at Mcmunn and Yates or as I am referring to it Smith and sons. You would remember that I was fired without cause on at the end of the year. In January I applied for unemployment insurance (EI). A normal application takes about three to six weeks to process. A difficult one, like mine, would normally take about 6 to 8 weeks. Last month I received a notice stating that I would be eligible for 42 weeks at $328. I was then expecting to see a check in the ol bank account at any time. After a few more weeks I finally went in and asked where my money was. After sitting there for a couple of hours I finally got to talk to the EI lady who comes to town once a week, (remember that in the real world this would be something I can do at any time) She checks on the computer and says,"you need to phone this person". We then call them up and the person, in Victoria BC, starts bitching at me about how she is so busy and is unable to phone Lakeshore school division, and doesn't know what planet they are on and so forth. I explain that I am under a restraining order to have no contact with Lakeshore School division, or Mcmunn and Yates, until after I finish the court stuff. Otherwise I would have been in the office with a very big mad on and yelled at the wonderful lady who is in the accounting office and who by law should have had that particular piece of paper in my hand with my last paycheque. I then get to fill out a form again for the third time, with the help from the poor girl in the office we make sure it is exactly the way this lovely person, who is so swamped with over 8 thousand cases sitting on her desk in sunny Victoria BC, while I have a blizzard in April warning, and a half hour drive, wants it.
Finally after enduring the whining sniveling of a overpaid government worker sitting in a cushy air-conditioned office in Victoria BC while I get to watch the snow falling in April. I head back home, just as I am turning for the remainder 5.5 km drive down my ice encrusted and drifted roadway my car suddenly looses power. I press the gas the engine races but the transmission is stuck in what appears to be first gear. Despite my best efforts to speed back up to a normal speed I limp home with the engine running way too fast and topping out at 40km/h. Pop the hood and have steam billowing out from the engine block. Yes kids the car is dead. Or for all intent and purpose dead. Either the block or the water pump are shot. I left it for the day and crawled around under the car for the next day. I cannot find what is leaking but you put water in and it pours out all over the damm uni belt somewhere around the water pump area. Why I had no ability to accelerate I do not know, but because this is a sideways mount, front wheel drive, piece of American engineering. You cannot fix it without removing the whole engine and transmission from the car. Or in short I need a full shop with hoists and engine puller equipment to change more than the flippen sparkplugs on this pile of... Fine American Engineering
Yes I miss the days when you needed a 9/16ths and 7/16ths and a 1/2 inch socket, deep socket, and box wrench, a pair of vice grips, two adjustable wrenches, a flat head screwdriver, a pair of pliers, your tire irons and jack and you could repair any thing on the car from one end to the other. Even more so was the cars would normally supply a rudimentary set of all those tools in case of emergency. Now you need a doctorate in mechanical engineering, a computer, and the internet, a full diagnostic suit, engine hoists and a full shop with half a million dollars worth of various 'one of a kind' wrenches, screwdrivers and whatnot, just to open the flippen hood! Whatever happened to "Keep It Simple Stupid"?!
The Court Case that never ends
Just a look back at the highlights:
First, in January, I was arrested for threatening to shoot stupid people. The next available court date was on the thirteenth of January. But the police thought that perhaps if they put this off the whole thing will sort itself out.
February I was scheduled, again on the thirteenth, to appear in court. I had posted a warning that the gory details were to be announced after that date. I even set up a Auto post to go off just after I was in the court. Lo and behold I am not even on the docket! Apparently the nice person at the police station "forgot" to file the case in time! Now I am perhaps not entirely aware of the whole story buuuuuttttt..... I was arrested in January, I was case number 0000000001 of 2013. They now had 1 and a half full months to "file the paperwork" and it still was not done???
March, a few days before the next court date the fine gentlemen from the cop shop show up with my papers for the court. So off I go again but this time the legal aid person takes my information and tells me the lawyer, who is having a crisis, will get back to me. So I am adjourned yet another month.
April, My car breaks down two days before court, I am lucky enough to beg a ride from one of the neighbors out here who doesn't think I am the spawn of Satan. The Plaguebringer. The Deliverer of Darkness. The Scorn of the Interlake. Yes people out here are really warm and friendly, they love to accept new people into their midst with open arms and baskets of bounty. Anyhow, I am off topic... April the car breaks down, I get a ride into town, endure a couple of hours while the poor court clerk struggles to get the computer system working. It was almost looking like court was about to be adjourned again for another month because of a update with Microsoft windows, and whatever voice recognition software they use.
They get the poop together, the judge dude, the tribal elders, and all the lawyer people all get set for another day of Kangaroo Court. Oddly enough I get called up shortly after everything gets started. the legal aid lawyer, who I have yet to actually meet, says that she needs time to review the police reports with me and says that we need to adjourn this matter until the fifteenth of May.
So there you have it. The comparison of Manitoba time and the time of the real world. Here in LaLa land we take 5 months from arrest to having the defendant actually talk to a defense lawyer. (normal world time a few hours to a couple of weeks depending on the backlog)
At this rate I should actually get to finally find out who or what I am making death threats to and about, by spring, because I feel poorly for all those people from Stupid Peoples Unlimited, who are quaking in their boots at the mere mention of my name, waiting for the inevitable outcome.
Last thoughts
Well Kids there you have it, hence the title of this months blog. Winter is an unending saga (yes the snow is still in the forecast for this week). The chickens are making the cleaning in the house an unending saga, ( I have to dust again shortly). The problems with the car is an unending saga. The issues with the unemployment insurance is an unending saga. Finally the court case against me is an unending saga.
Also if you have read all those long winded and run on sentences, filled with interjections and "sardonic humor" you know that this episode of the Inverted Cow was also an Unending Saga! But thankfully it is over.
So with that I say:
Cheers C[_]
First off I have to say that I am so surprised with the numbers of people who are now reading my blog. Even more the people who have been asking me to post again. I have to chuckle when I see the referring URLs where some people are linking from. So to all of you who are taking an interest in my little corner of the world and my thoughts THANK YOU.
I have stated it before, when I started writing this blog the intent was to share the trials and tribulations of taking a house that was on the verge of being condemned and making it into a self sufficient home. Also the adventures of a person who grew up in the city, and who thinks that things should be like they are in the city, moving to somewhere out in the swamplands of Manitoba.
Many of you have asked when the blog is coming out next. Well here is the reasons it is so erratic. First I am waiting until after the next court date before posting so you can follow along with me as I finally find out what or who I am making death threats to. As far as I know it is the good people at Stupid People Unlimited. I know it sounds odd but I am guessing they are a political entity, special interest group, or a religious faction, or something like that. Do not worry stupid people I will not start hunting you until after the government identifies you, issues proper hunting rules and permits, as well as hunting tags, and I will endeavor to not exceed my daily bag limit in the first few hours of the season. That being said I still say we could thin the herd down a touch by removing some safety warnings and perhaps a few safety guard devices and allow nature to take its course.
The other reason there has not been any postings is that I am still enduring the unending winter that will not ever quit. That is right it is mid April and we have snow in the forecast! The yard looks like it should at the end of February, NOT mid April. This week the tops of the stuff buried in the yard and the planter out front are finally starting to show through the snow. I am missing out on my favorite part of the year, Spring. Needless to say I am somewhat depressed. Apparently so is almost everyone else in North America who are affected by this winter crap. It is rather difficult to get outside and work in the yard when everything is frozen and covered with a foot or more of snow.
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| Not a repeat from January this is actually taken on April 1 2013 and yes it is still snowing at the time. |
Chicken Tails
I know I said I would try to keep everyone posted on how the chicks are doing. Well here it is. First because of the winter I have not been able to build the yard for them. Materials are all ready here, the location is known the building I am planning on repurposing is waiting to be moved. EVERYTHING is buried under a foot of snow!
That being said I now have 9 fully grown chickens (4 roosters and 5 hens) stuck in the tiny little pen I made for them when they were chicks. It was more than big enough when they could fit into my hand but now it takes two hands to hold one. They are easily over twice almost three times the size as when I put them in there.
They are noisy, dusty, dirty, smelly, noisy, dusty, critters. Did I mention the dust? About the dust, I had to cover off the entrance to the room they are in as I was choking on the dust in the air in my bedroom on the other end of the house. EVERYTHING is covered with dust! I clean and an hour later I can write my name in the dust.
Then we get the scratching and kicking and whatnot. This is normal for chickens to scratch at the dirt when feeding. Unfortunately when they are indoors in a confined pen the scratching means I have straw and seed and poop thrown clear across the room. The cats then track this mixture all over the house. I clean the living room carpet and floor, within hours it is covered with straw, bits of seed and whatnot and dust. I brush the cats and then they go roll around on the carpet in the living room then go roll around on the bed. Guess what I find all over my bed when I go in at night, straw and seeds and cat hair and whatnot and dust.
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| I am going to curl up on your pillow after I am done here. (the box is full of the stuff the chickens kick out on the floor) |
The noises, I am not sure what the chickens do when I am not watching, but I get some awful noises from them. I set up the camera and they were quiet and well behaved I recorded over two hours of them being quiet and well behaved. As soon as I took the camera away, I had fighting and sqwallering, howls and bellows, cheers and crows. I know chickens are boisterous but, well here is a list the only way I can describe what I get for noises.
1. "normal" chicken clucks and peeps
2. rooster crows
3. squawks
4. someone knocking at the door
5. the baby fussing
6. the baby just got dipped in boiling liquid and is screaming in agony
7. the coyotes are in the front room
8. they coyotes are having a fight in the front room.
9. the spray of material bouncing off the washing machine and into the living room followed by the cloud of chocking dust
The next time I see one of those survivalist people with chickens in the house I am going to seriously question the dosage of their medications. My eyes burn my lungs hurt the house has mystery smells that may take forever to remove and I will be cleaning dust until spring comes!
Unemployment Insurance Fun
If you have followed along with things relating to my old job at Mcmunn and Yates or as I am referring to it Smith and sons. You would remember that I was fired without cause on at the end of the year. In January I applied for unemployment insurance (EI). A normal application takes about three to six weeks to process. A difficult one, like mine, would normally take about 6 to 8 weeks. Last month I received a notice stating that I would be eligible for 42 weeks at $328. I was then expecting to see a check in the ol bank account at any time. After a few more weeks I finally went in and asked where my money was. After sitting there for a couple of hours I finally got to talk to the EI lady who comes to town once a week, (remember that in the real world this would be something I can do at any time) She checks on the computer and says,"you need to phone this person". We then call them up and the person, in Victoria BC, starts bitching at me about how she is so busy and is unable to phone Lakeshore school division, and doesn't know what planet they are on and so forth. I explain that I am under a restraining order to have no contact with Lakeshore School division, or Mcmunn and Yates, until after I finish the court stuff. Otherwise I would have been in the office with a very big mad on and yelled at the wonderful lady who is in the accounting office and who by law should have had that particular piece of paper in my hand with my last paycheque. I then get to fill out a form again for the third time, with the help from the poor girl in the office we make sure it is exactly the way this lovely person, who is so swamped with over 8 thousand cases sitting on her desk in sunny Victoria BC, while I have a blizzard in April warning, and a half hour drive, wants it.
Finally after enduring the whining sniveling of a overpaid government worker sitting in a cushy air-conditioned office in Victoria BC while I get to watch the snow falling in April. I head back home, just as I am turning for the remainder 5.5 km drive down my ice encrusted and drifted roadway my car suddenly looses power. I press the gas the engine races but the transmission is stuck in what appears to be first gear. Despite my best efforts to speed back up to a normal speed I limp home with the engine running way too fast and topping out at 40km/h. Pop the hood and have steam billowing out from the engine block. Yes kids the car is dead. Or for all intent and purpose dead. Either the block or the water pump are shot. I left it for the day and crawled around under the car for the next day. I cannot find what is leaking but you put water in and it pours out all over the damm uni belt somewhere around the water pump area. Why I had no ability to accelerate I do not know, but because this is a sideways mount, front wheel drive, piece of American engineering. You cannot fix it without removing the whole engine and transmission from the car. Or in short I need a full shop with hoists and engine puller equipment to change more than the flippen sparkplugs on this pile of... Fine American Engineering
Yes I miss the days when you needed a 9/16ths and 7/16ths and a 1/2 inch socket, deep socket, and box wrench, a pair of vice grips, two adjustable wrenches, a flat head screwdriver, a pair of pliers, your tire irons and jack and you could repair any thing on the car from one end to the other. Even more so was the cars would normally supply a rudimentary set of all those tools in case of emergency. Now you need a doctorate in mechanical engineering, a computer, and the internet, a full diagnostic suit, engine hoists and a full shop with half a million dollars worth of various 'one of a kind' wrenches, screwdrivers and whatnot, just to open the flippen hood! Whatever happened to "Keep It Simple Stupid"?!
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| with the car problems, if I can figure out how to deal with having this in my back yard.... |
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| I may need to get one of these for myself And yes this is what my backyard looks like at this time. |
The Court Case that never ends
Just a look back at the highlights:
First, in January, I was arrested for threatening to shoot stupid people. The next available court date was on the thirteenth of January. But the police thought that perhaps if they put this off the whole thing will sort itself out.
February I was scheduled, again on the thirteenth, to appear in court. I had posted a warning that the gory details were to be announced after that date. I even set up a Auto post to go off just after I was in the court. Lo and behold I am not even on the docket! Apparently the nice person at the police station "forgot" to file the case in time! Now I am perhaps not entirely aware of the whole story buuuuuttttt..... I was arrested in January, I was case number 0000000001 of 2013. They now had 1 and a half full months to "file the paperwork" and it still was not done???
March, a few days before the next court date the fine gentlemen from the cop shop show up with my papers for the court. So off I go again but this time the legal aid person takes my information and tells me the lawyer, who is having a crisis, will get back to me. So I am adjourned yet another month.
April, My car breaks down two days before court, I am lucky enough to beg a ride from one of the neighbors out here who doesn't think I am the spawn of Satan. The Plaguebringer. The Deliverer of Darkness. The Scorn of the Interlake. Yes people out here are really warm and friendly, they love to accept new people into their midst with open arms and baskets of bounty. Anyhow, I am off topic... April the car breaks down, I get a ride into town, endure a couple of hours while the poor court clerk struggles to get the computer system working. It was almost looking like court was about to be adjourned again for another month because of a update with Microsoft windows, and whatever voice recognition software they use.
They get the poop together, the judge dude, the tribal elders, and all the lawyer people all get set for another day of Kangaroo Court. Oddly enough I get called up shortly after everything gets started. the legal aid lawyer, who I have yet to actually meet, says that she needs time to review the police reports with me and says that we need to adjourn this matter until the fifteenth of May.
So there you have it. The comparison of Manitoba time and the time of the real world. Here in LaLa land we take 5 months from arrest to having the defendant actually talk to a defense lawyer. (normal world time a few hours to a couple of weeks depending on the backlog)
At this rate I should actually get to finally find out who or what I am making death threats to and about, by spring, because I feel poorly for all those people from Stupid Peoples Unlimited, who are quaking in their boots at the mere mention of my name, waiting for the inevitable outcome.
Last thoughts
Well Kids there you have it, hence the title of this months blog. Winter is an unending saga (yes the snow is still in the forecast for this week). The chickens are making the cleaning in the house an unending saga, ( I have to dust again shortly). The problems with the car is an unending saga. The issues with the unemployment insurance is an unending saga. Finally the court case against me is an unending saga.
Also if you have read all those long winded and run on sentences, filled with interjections and "sardonic humor" you know that this episode of the Inverted Cow was also an Unending Saga! But thankfully it is over.
So with that I say:
Cheers C[_]
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| here rub Hope's belly to make you feel better! |
March 17, 2013
March: Stupidity continued!
Hey Kids.
Yep it is time for another blog. Why? Well, why the heck not!
Winter is still here! It will never go away! Looking back over the last couple of years, I love the blog for that, at about this time every year the winter is showing signs of subsiding. At the time of this writing we have minus 20 degree days, the forecast keeps predicting plus temperatures but they keep moving the day. Sort of a "it will get warm soon" thing just 'soon' is not specified. I have been keeping busy by annoying the chickens, and watching games on You Tube. Yes that is how flippen boring it is here in the winter, even playing through two new games and replaying countless others and I have to watch someone else play games rather than go out and buy them. That gets very expensive very quickly, so watching how the game plays is better than nothing. So far I have figured out that IF they ever get sim city 2013 working I may buy a copy. It is online only play and that makes it more interesting for me as it is no longer "do it all yourself" but everyone in a 'region' pulls together. I sat through a play through of SPORE, That game looks FUN. Not particularly challenging but fun. Also I have watched the Starcraft campaigns, I love the story line but I think I will wait for the box set before I think of buying it. XCOM was the last game I will ever buy without checking a play through out again. Damm thing is buggy and not worth the cash paid. If you want to get it wait until it hits the bargain bin in another couple of months. At least then you will not feel bad when you use the cd as a beer coaster.
Yea you could say cabin fever is setting in but really it is the fact that to do anything I must first shovel through 2 feet of snow and then hack whatever it is out of the ice, all in minus twenty degree temps. What I would not give to play in the garden again.
Stupid people fun!
As most of you know, by now, I have been charged with making death threats. Apparently I am planning to do some dastardly deed to one of the schools out here. I am still waiting to find out what I am supposedly planing and to what school. Anyhow the next round of kangaroo court was on the thirteenth. I went there they had some papers, told me the lawyer was not coming and everything is bounced over to next month. At least this time they actually had me on the docket. perhaps next time I will finally be able to find out who I am supposed to be threatening to do what to.
Here is my take on the whole thing: Some helicopter parent read someplace that one of the school shooters in the US blogged about it before hand. That makes every person who has had any dealings with a school and who blogs an instant mass murderer. Although I am certain that several million bloggers would disagree with that logic, this appears to be the threat that I pose.
Needless to say I am still waiting to find out who my accuser really is so I can sue their sorry ass back to the stone ages. They will be in so much trouble after I am done that any other stupid person out there who does the same thing will have to pay royalties. So far this is costing me more than I care to put down on this blog but lets just say my plans would have included things that would have been good for a heck of a lot of the people out here and the local economy in ways that they cannot think of.
People forget I think BUSINESS. You see a run down old dump on the side of a roadway with a 40k price tag I see a potential 24 hr a day business that could provide about 20 to 50 full time jobs, plus spin off employment. In addition can bring potential income into the area. All those plans are on hold indefinitely or at least until I finish with the lawsuit.
On the plus side it brings me no small amount of glee to see McMunn and Yates running advertisements every week, in every publication, screaming for workers. I am still waiting to find out why he fired me, but if he cannot have a reason that is good enough when my lawyer asks him, the lawsuit for wrongful dismissal is on! Oh yea I am going to become the interlake's worst nightmare. Some people are going to understand why I say, "do not mess with the longhair!"
Last thoughts,
Well actually I have little last thoughts to add, Kyle and I did alright on the trapping this year. But not nearly as well as we would have preferred. The cold and the issues with the gas freezing in the skidoo's fuel lines did not help much. The Chickens are getting BIG If the ground appears before they are ready to lay eggs I have to hustle my ass to get a coop and pen ready for them. I need to net the whole thing off because of the eagles and owls we have here.
Cheers! C[_]
Yep it is time for another blog. Why? Well, why the heck not!
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| Another fine tropical day here in paradICE only minus 20 something degrees out do not forget sunscreen ! |
Winter is still here! It will never go away! Looking back over the last couple of years, I love the blog for that, at about this time every year the winter is showing signs of subsiding. At the time of this writing we have minus 20 degree days, the forecast keeps predicting plus temperatures but they keep moving the day. Sort of a "it will get warm soon" thing just 'soon' is not specified. I have been keeping busy by annoying the chickens, and watching games on You Tube. Yes that is how flippen boring it is here in the winter, even playing through two new games and replaying countless others and I have to watch someone else play games rather than go out and buy them. That gets very expensive very quickly, so watching how the game plays is better than nothing. So far I have figured out that IF they ever get sim city 2013 working I may buy a copy. It is online only play and that makes it more interesting for me as it is no longer "do it all yourself" but everyone in a 'region' pulls together. I sat through a play through of SPORE, That game looks FUN. Not particularly challenging but fun. Also I have watched the Starcraft campaigns, I love the story line but I think I will wait for the box set before I think of buying it. XCOM was the last game I will ever buy without checking a play through out again. Damm thing is buggy and not worth the cash paid. If you want to get it wait until it hits the bargain bin in another couple of months. At least then you will not feel bad when you use the cd as a beer coaster.
Yea you could say cabin fever is setting in but really it is the fact that to do anything I must first shovel through 2 feet of snow and then hack whatever it is out of the ice, all in minus twenty degree temps. What I would not give to play in the garden again.
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| It is so damm cold there is snow forming IN the fireplace! ok not quite but I did bring this log in a few hours earlier and it still has snow stuck to it. |
Stupid people fun!
As most of you know, by now, I have been charged with making death threats. Apparently I am planning to do some dastardly deed to one of the schools out here. I am still waiting to find out what I am supposedly planing and to what school. Anyhow the next round of kangaroo court was on the thirteenth. I went there they had some papers, told me the lawyer was not coming and everything is bounced over to next month. At least this time they actually had me on the docket. perhaps next time I will finally be able to find out who I am supposed to be threatening to do what to.
Here is my take on the whole thing: Some helicopter parent read someplace that one of the school shooters in the US blogged about it before hand. That makes every person who has had any dealings with a school and who blogs an instant mass murderer. Although I am certain that several million bloggers would disagree with that logic, this appears to be the threat that I pose.
Needless to say I am still waiting to find out who my accuser really is so I can sue their sorry ass back to the stone ages. They will be in so much trouble after I am done that any other stupid person out there who does the same thing will have to pay royalties. So far this is costing me more than I care to put down on this blog but lets just say my plans would have included things that would have been good for a heck of a lot of the people out here and the local economy in ways that they cannot think of.
People forget I think BUSINESS. You see a run down old dump on the side of a roadway with a 40k price tag I see a potential 24 hr a day business that could provide about 20 to 50 full time jobs, plus spin off employment. In addition can bring potential income into the area. All those plans are on hold indefinitely or at least until I finish with the lawsuit.
On the plus side it brings me no small amount of glee to see McMunn and Yates running advertisements every week, in every publication, screaming for workers. I am still waiting to find out why he fired me, but if he cannot have a reason that is good enough when my lawyer asks him, the lawsuit for wrongful dismissal is on! Oh yea I am going to become the interlake's worst nightmare. Some people are going to understand why I say, "do not mess with the longhair!"
Last thoughts,
Well actually I have little last thoughts to add, Kyle and I did alright on the trapping this year. But not nearly as well as we would have preferred. The cold and the issues with the gas freezing in the skidoo's fuel lines did not help much. The Chickens are getting BIG If the ground appears before they are ready to lay eggs I have to hustle my ass to get a coop and pen ready for them. I need to net the whole thing off because of the eagles and owls we have here.
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| Who is watching for your chickens! |
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| Stay warm kids! |
Cheers! C[_]
February 25, 2013
February Madness
Hey kids,
Well the trial was a bust. Some IDIOT at the RCMP "forgot" to post the paperwork. The crown did not have the case file and I was not on the docket. Thanks for a total waste of my day. At this point I am unable to file a civil litigation against my accusers as I have yet to find out who they actually are. So LIMBO continues for yet another month. Art is NOT amused!
Also I finally got Kyle's horses moved over to the yard. It was easier than I thought. I had been feeding them once or twice a day for a week or so when I went to move them I hauled a small load of hay over and left it in the sled. Opened the gate and slowly worked the hay back to my place and then into the pen. The horses were so hungry that they followed the hay right into the yard when they saw the pen and all that fresh hay all piled in there for them. Well it was almost comical.
Other stuff:
Kyle gained a box of little baby chickens. Within a few hours they were on the verge of driving him somewhat around the bend. So he offered them to me. Guess I got my first batch of chickens without any serious expense lol. I will have some Chicken stories, I am sure, over the next year.
Also as people have been bellyaching that my blogs are too long I guess I will not feel bad about not putting in very much content on some days.
Right now I am just waiting on two things The end of winter and the end of this court nonsense. You can keep waiting along with me or just keep laughing at my expense. Either way I do not care at this time.
Cheers! C[_]
Well the trial was a bust. Some IDIOT at the RCMP "forgot" to post the paperwork. The crown did not have the case file and I was not on the docket. Thanks for a total waste of my day. At this point I am unable to file a civil litigation against my accusers as I have yet to find out who they actually are. So LIMBO continues for yet another month. Art is NOT amused!
Also I finally got Kyle's horses moved over to the yard. It was easier than I thought. I had been feeding them once or twice a day for a week or so when I went to move them I hauled a small load of hay over and left it in the sled. Opened the gate and slowly worked the hay back to my place and then into the pen. The horses were so hungry that they followed the hay right into the yard when they saw the pen and all that fresh hay all piled in there for them. Well it was almost comical.
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Other stuff:
Kyle gained a box of little baby chickens. Within a few hours they were on the verge of driving him somewhat around the bend. So he offered them to me. Guess I got my first batch of chickens without any serious expense lol. I will have some Chicken stories, I am sure, over the next year.
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Also as people have been bellyaching that my blogs are too long I guess I will not feel bad about not putting in very much content on some days.
Right now I am just waiting on two things The end of winter and the end of this court nonsense. You can keep waiting along with me or just keep laughing at my expense. Either way I do not care at this time.
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| Another fine winter morning sunrise. I am missing bitching about having to spend all day cutting the grass! |
Cheers! C[_]
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