The last 2 weeks we, here at the home of the Inverted Cow, have been visiting the family. I helped Kyle out on his trap lines a bit and basically just have been sitting and watching the year wrap up and end. It is nice being Semi Retired as I get to take a 2 or 3 week vacation and no one notices, even me.
But this is the Year of The Inverted Cow, 2011 Final post.
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| I stole this from comics.com this morning. © Brian Crane, dist. by The Washington Post Writers Group - All Rights Reserved. |
January started off with a deluge of problems. The first being the deal in Calgary with Sam going sour. A lawyer will sue her on our behalf IF I can pay them a $5000 retainer fee up front. I can't afford to pay attention let alone a 5k fee. Small claims is about half that but, I can only max out at about a third of the value of the house. Either way I am attempting to get money from a person who has none. At the same time she has no morals either but that is between her and God.
On the plus side we did give the house to the nice people at the Street Church Ministry and they restored it inside to something along the lines of what I was hoping to do. When I was in Calgary in the summer however the outside was still left mostly unfinished. We ended January with hurt feelings and loosing a big chunk of our dreams.
February;
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| Almost a year later and I still cannot believe it! |
The other fun thing that happened was we went to Toronto so our old roomate could get married. It was alot of fun and really cool. I also got a chance to meet with Marianne's long time friend Carolynn. But I am not a people person, so back to a place where you can count the local population on your fingers.
March;
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| Don't forget the small gas price increase Wasn't it only supposed to be temporary? |
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| This was and is unbelievable. But it seems every one had water problems this year. But this was in my opinion the worst overall. |
Here I was hip deep in snow and attempting to relocate it before it melted. All winter of shoveling and now I had to also wheelbarrow it off the yard and into the ditch on the other side. Eventually it started to melt....
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| Snow? I got snow, lots of snow! You want a load or two? |
Not necessarily in a good way
April;
April became a month of water issues. The road washed out just as Marianne was driving home and it almost ate her car. The yard flooded over, along with the septic field and the well, which also became contaminated.
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| Our Place <== The rest of the world ==> no problem just wait a week or so |
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| The killdeer working on my garden. |
May;
May was continued with April's water issues, but now the whole province and even some of the states were getting flooded. Things just kept getting wetter and worse.
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| Remember YELLOW tap water is not good to drink. |
May was also supposed to be the end of the world, oops guess not it is still here. But gotta give him a "E" for effort. He swindled allot of people out of allot of money and now he is where???
This was also the month that Kyle's father died. We became the babysitters for Tanner dog. I can't help but wonder what would have happened if we had gone over to find out why the dog was at our door in the middle of a rainstorm. Bill may still be with us today and I wouldn't have a guilty spot on my heart.
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| Tanner, working on a itchy back, on my front lawn? |
Finally we started with the yard sale that would eventually chew up my entire summer for almost no return. (I think I was able to afford a cup of coffee after it was all said and done.) Yard sale this year? Not flippen likely!
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| This sign should read "the end of Art's fun" |
June;
June saw one major change here on the Inverted Cow Blog. I started to experiment with posting twice a month, In fact it became every two weeks. I like the change because it give me more opportunity to express myself and you the reader, a better chance to peer into the insanity of my mind more frequently.
We still were babysitting Tanner, and for a moment also Sasha, the two dumbest dogs I have ever met.
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| Dumber and dumbest (you pick who is who) They are looking at a bug or a piece of dirt or something. |
Killdeer and ladyslippers were everywhere. I love wildflowers, always have. In the city you get 2 kinds of wildflower, one you buy at the store in a pot and hope it lives in the garden and two you try to kill relentlessly. (dandelions)
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| I love them but Marianne seems to react negativity to them. |
We tore into the shed cleaning for the yardsale with a vengeance. Soon the yard was all set up for the sale. The routine became set up deal with tightfisted tirekickers who want the world handed to them and change with that. Then tear down, cover up and pack away for the night, setup the next day. Remember I HATE PEOPLE! I had to be nice to people that I would rather have run off with a pack of rabid, hungry wolves, just to enjoy the fun. The fuzz faced longhair was NOT amused.
By this point the nice bugs and things that I liked back in April are now pestilences I also have bears and other critters poking around.
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| Bear print, Ok out in the woods, not so much in my back yard. I wonder if I could hire them to help with the yardsale |
July;
July we finally began to get a handle on the pests, both 2 legged and multi-legged.
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| Fence around the garden, It actually worked to keep out the deer! |
We did a dinner with the family. There was a trip to Oak Hammock Marsh with the folks and the nieces. We also had a fight with the family as well. I blogged about my past and growing up and how I do not do mind games anymore.
The first fruits were showing off the garden, wild strawberries, raspberries and other natural goodies were in abundance! As were the deer, they liked my salad bowl. I don't particularly care for them.
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| Fresh wild strawberries, and rhubarb Soon to be a crumble then to only be a fond memory. |
The swallows on the side of the house had a little construction accident. One of the babies did not survive the fall. Marianne tried to nurse him back but we ended up burying him. It was sad, but by the end of the summer I had almost a dozen of the little buggers flying around. Boy did I notice it when they left, Mosquitoes in abundance!
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| The nest came unglued. If you look there are babies right next to it, only one did not make it. |
The Yard Sale also got a heat wave, we had quite some time with plus 40 C (100F) degree days. It made yardwork almost impossible and with all the floodwaters everywhere the humidity was unbearable.
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| No matter how you look at it this is damm hot!!! |
August;
August was a month of watching the dreams here gasping for their final breath.
Marianne went to the cousins reunion and apart from her sister no one showed up, even though about 20 or so had said they would definatly be there.
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| Apparently this fellow came to the picnic because he liked buns. |
We began working on "plan C" the idea to move back and turn this place into a summer cottage thing. Marianne became almost obsessed with the idea and I trudged along hoping to get something worked out before hand.
Marianne also found a creative outreach that was allowing her the chance to get some of her pent up energies working in a constructive way. It was called Baby Layette Love. They make baby layettes for the Crisis Pregnancy Center.
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| The first of several stacks of handmade blankets and things for Baby Layette. |
The garden started to come off, some of it was good others, compost. I really had no in between.
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| Sink full of beans! Guess what I got to do for 2 days. |
We also had a little excitement when a lightning strike started off a small brush fire down the road from us. The local fire department did something about it and we all watched it burn itself out.
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| Just sitting here watching the forest burn. Don't worry I still have 3 miles of flooded swampland between me and the fire. |
September;
September happened to have one blog post land on the 11th I did a commemorative to the events ten years ago. Some pain is just too harsh.
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| Even now I have a hard time comprehending the ramifications of this day. The generation before me remembers JFK, THIS was my JFK. |
The garden got pulled off and tilled up. The yard work got all caught up and we geared up for Plan C
Plan C took off in the second half of the month, got a good running start, built up to full steam, them tripped over its cape, and fell flat on its face. We ended up back where it all began and then back where we were a few weeks earlier. Life is still crawling along.
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| We came, we saw, we went back home. |
October;
October saw a new beginning come to this place. It started with Marianne realising that the dozen or so cans of paint we have here on the yard might actually be able to add some color to the house. Painting bug followed by the reno bug.
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| New Paint! |
I stripped the plywood from the windows for the now dead plan c and made stairs for the front door. It is nice now to actually be able to walk in and out of the house and not fear that you are going to be having a sudden and abrupt stop three feet down.
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| New Stairs |
Kyle and I got working on hauling firewood out of the brush so that I could have enough for winter. It was more I was hauling firewood out and Kyle was using the tractor and my gas to go cut trails in the bush and was looking for excuses to spend time playing in the woods.
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| New help |
We also gained a new addition to our little family out here in the form of a tiny grey kitten who we named "Hope". She is now thriving and driving everyone crazy.
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| New Hope... Oh wait that is copywritten by Lucas Arts, umm New family member |
November;
November quietly slipped by. Winter made a few feeble attempts to get started but for the most part it is just a little cold and annoying.
I was very focused on getting enough firewood, I think we may have it but I would still like to get back out for a few more loads. It is a perhaps later thing now. Winter sucks.
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| Wood Need more wood. |
My birthday is in November, but nobody remembered. At least this year I did not have a nasty insulting letter sent to me for my birthday. So I guess it is an improvement.
Marianne was working the pre Christmas craft sale circuit out here in never never land.
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| Any one who ever worked retail knows how much fun it is to do a show all day on your feet with a nasty flu bug. Note the cold medication on the counter behind, and the bottle of medication in her hand. Made for a couple of ROUGH days. |
She also caught the flu bug going around and missed a very important appointment because of it. Now she is back on a waiting list and I have to deal with the constant worry that her health will take a turn for the worse. I told her that next time she is going and I don't care how flippen sick she is.
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| my actually very sick wife. |
I also began working occasionally for the bus company, now if I could only be paid less occasionally
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| The cheese wagon, or big yellow limo. |
December;
December, now it brings us back to where we started on this entry.
In the end of November Hope went into heat. She also got 'fixed'.
We finished converting the storage room into a spare bedroom. Marianne attempted to run a Fifth Ave open house and used the room as her show room she had.... wait for it.... three, yep that is right three whole customers! Since that we have fixed it back into a bedroom, it is also Marianne's own workroom, sewing room and everything room.
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| The 5th ave open house. Would have liked to see less bling under the tree when it was all done. |
Last thoughts.
Please enjoy the new year, and whatever you do do not drink and drive. I hope and pray that I will continue to have all my faithful followers here on the Inverted Cow still around this time next year.
Happy New year and please enjoy 2012 with us.
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| There is God and Jesus |
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| Marianne |
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| Mitza |
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| Midnight |
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| Baby Hope |
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| Finally Me |
Cheers C[_]
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| If your going to drink tonight I suggest this! |
