YOUR BEST WILL NOT DO!
Hey kids, friends, and fanatics. Well summer has arrived here at the home of the inverted cow and with it everything that I was having fun with on my last post has given me their best shot. So the theme song of this post is....
You divine leaders have been located!
Because of the agreement I have with the lawyers I cannot discuss any further details about the accusers of me. But let it be known they are all card carrying members of Stupid People Association of Canaduh! I was unaware that there was a special interest group for stupid people, and as such I am also no longer permitted to ask rhetorical questions as to when the government will allow the culling of the herd. So stupid people of Canaduh rest easy any further "threats" from me will come from the hands of the duly appointed individuals who govern this great country.
I would however give you fair warning, do not blink, do not move, do not do anything without being in full and excessive compliance with the laws of the land. If I see even the smallest of potential violations I will do to you as you have done to me. You had me charged with an offence that falls under the terrorist act of Canada, so your lie was one that held grave consequences. Since I deal with people of intelligence, and the court system does not normally employ stupid peoples. Everything was tossed in the trash. So now it is my turn! Buckle up bitches your ass is going to get plugged by every government office, every lawyer, every LEGAL and honest means I have at my fingertips to send your way.
If charging me with plotting a terrorist act was your best shot YOUR BEST WON'T DO!
Good by winter
With the sudden and abrupt arrival of summer, winter had absolutely no choice but to relinquish its grasp on the land. One day we have snow and within a week we had plus 20 degree days.
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| yes this was more snow in May |
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| Seriously? Snow again?! make it stop now! |
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| OUTSIDE NOW! Argg make the snow stop! |
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| Man. If you DO NOT make it stop with the snow and let me outside right soon I am going to mess you up big time! |
Sorry winter if hanging on all spring was your best shot....YOUR BEST WON'T DO!
Chicken Tails
With the arrival of summer I got the chicken pen set up, I tossed a small lean to shelter out there for them and put them into the yard. There was some adjustment issues and one of the chickens got hurt when she tangled with some wire during a escape attempt. She ended up in the slow cooker and was quite tasty. So now there are 8
Here are all 9 on moving day....
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| Drumstick |
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| in the yard first |
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| strutting his stuff |
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| Milkshake |
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| Pepper |
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| Checking out the new digs |
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| Salt |
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| Asking where the chicks are |
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| Marmalade |
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| You said there would be food |
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| Blondie |
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| Yes we look alike...SO? |
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| Hey is that thing moving? |
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| Nugget |
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| Don't look at me. |
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| Copper |
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| I am so sexy! |
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| Pennie |
But with that they also learned where the boundaries of the yard are and no more serious attempts have taken place. The roosters are getting a bit frisky with the poor chickens and therefore it may be prudent to get a rooster pen set up soon as well. I am hoping to observe a rooster that the chickens like, just in case I decide to keep one rooster alive over the winter.
But the noise, the dust and the annoyance of having them indoors is finally over. (house cleaning and dusting will take a disaster recovery team to get back to normal but all in time I guess)
Other Fun
Kyle's horses are finally moved back to his property. They did help the wind knock down the pen I had them in and had some fun helping make more work for me on the yard.
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| This is Kyle being volunteered to help clean up the yard... Just like him cleaning up his trapping stuff, or fixing the wellhead that he busted three or four winters ago. Yea like that will ever happen. |
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| here are my new building inspectors hard at work "helping" me move the trailer so I can begin to convert it to a chicken coop |
But it is summer and I am doing yardwork full swing now so I am happy! The car is in the shop getting looked at. It may not ever drive again depending on why the transmission is giving me grief at the same time the little transfer pipe blew out.
I am not a car guy I hate the damm things. I hate working on them hate fixing them and hate crawling around in the dirt to find out why it is broken. If the fine guys at Roy's tire in Ashern can get it going and not put me in the red, then I am getting the stuff to start to fix the house. Oh if you are ever up this way and you have a breakdown or need something fixed on the ol car. Go to Roy's Tire!!! I have never met a more decent honest and forthright mechanic.
Remember: good, fast and inexpensive. Pick two.
if they are good and fast, they will not be inexpensive,
if they are fast and inexpensive, they will not be good,
if they are good and inexpensive, they will not be fast.
Roy's is the last, Good and not expensive. but you may have to wait a few days. (Manitoba time you know) You better believe it though it is worth the wait!
Last Thoughts
Well so far this year is turning out kind of rough. Sort of like my roadway, all the culverts have sunk again and it is like driving around a parking lot with inverted speed bumps that threaten to turn into sinkholes. But everything bad has had the chance to take its best shot and ITS BEST WON'T DO! I am too stubborn thickheaded and mulish to allow the worries of the world get me down and keep me there.
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| First Shrew |
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| Big Minnows |
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| Happy Hope Taking over my chair |
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| Mitza for no reason |
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| First frog, Kiss him perhaps he is a prince? |
I leave you with the new theme song of the blog:
Anyhow I have some yard work to get to and the sun is already shining!
Cheers C[_] !
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