June 20, 2013

June 2013 Definitions and Understanding

Hey Kids!

We are having a rain day today so I am taking a break from playing in the yard, and being molested by wood ticks. I figured I should blog for the dozen or so people who actually read my blog, as well as for the several dozen or so who 'skim', and for the hundred or so perverts and pedophiles who search for "closet crossdressers, wet beavers, hairy pussy," or any other porn thing you can imagine. GAAAG  yuck.

About perverts. You know I have nothing wrong with a person having sexual fantasies, even lusting after comics (what I saw done to Marge when checking the links would make Matt Goering cringe). I mean I admit it as a teenager I got interested in comics like fritz the cat (an underground adult cartoon) Anime and other forms of adult cartoons were as available as they are now. But cartoon makers having a person rape a girl is not porn! it promotes rape! even an animated cartoon of a person forcing himself on a girl screaming "NO" is flippen rape and you dirty bastards should be dragged out to the bush and skinned alive!

Sorry bit of an anger management issue there......  Coffee is needed brb.....


AHHH C[_] Life is so much more manageable with coffee.....

So back to perverts for a second, If you decide to skim my blog looking for porn please feel free to come to my house, I have several dull knives and will be happy to make you a enuich right toot sweet. If you want hairy wet beavers the swamps are full of them, However if you attempt to get too friendly with them you may end up dead, eaten, and left in a pile of shit on the side of a beaver lodge someplace, although that is not too unfitting of an end for losers who masturbate over pictures of Marge Simpson with breasts!  

Other internet jerkoffs

Another internet jackass who has been targeting my blog lately is what is now referred to as a "troll". When I first got on the internet they were also called "flamers". This type of lowlife exists to slither from his mommy's basement log into the internet and find people to annoy. This is done by posting insulting, derogatory, or simply plain rude comments on peoples posts, blogs or other thoughts. Normally they slither around forums and on facebook.

One has taken to attacking me, first they made a facebook page that pretended they were from CISIS (the Canadian anti spy agency same thing as the US CIA), They then posted several messages to all my wife's friends that they were following up on an investigation. (NOTE: this event happened just after we had told Kyle about having to contact them because of a suspicious facebook person who was attempting to solicit only women into Muslim beliefs). After telling the person that we reported them to both the real folks at CISIS and facebook the account disappeared.

This was then followed up with a pest in town getting my phone number and making prank phonecalls to me. I had a sit down with the school principal and informed them that one more call one more prank one more threat and I would have the cops visit the next time. That ended Alex Bobbie and his crap.

I then had a bogus facebook account log into my facebook page and comment or like a bunch of posts, the bogus accounts name "I Don'tThinkAnyone" so I would get messages like " I Don'tThinkAnyone likes your post, or I Don'tThinkAnyone commented on your status"  that sort of nonsense. The account was shut down shortly after we reported it to facebook.

This same troll has now started to attack my blog. Last month (coincidentally the same time Kyle was in BC) A person logged into my blog under the alias of annoyed, commented that all I do is complain, they then logged into my account as a person named Bruce and agreed with themselves. The same pattern as what they did once before on my post on stupid people. My reply was classic smart assed me at his finest. This time however I deleted the post when I first logged in in the morning. Now smart people out there.... BC time is this time minus 2 hours, the post was made between 1 and 2 Am local time, that being about 11 to 12 BC time. I was up early that morning and deleted the post as soon as I opened it, around 430 am. the total post life span was under 4 hours, I had 0 (that is ZERO) views during that lifespan. Why then would one person be asking me about the comments from "annoyed bruce"?

About me!

Of all the descriptives I have seen this describes the kind of person I am the best.....


this is not my video so forgive the misspelling in the title "laugh your way to a better marriage, By Mark Gungor" well worth the view, also well worth it to take the ten or fifteen dollar personality test.

Things to note  as a "peace person" we value RESPECT, and if you push too far we will shut down on you in a heart beat!!!

Something else if you look back to my post here from July 2011 you will see my definition of the word NO, People still have issue with that word.

Here is an example, My car is dead, Terry (Kyle's mommy) has some old crap cars on her property that she wants to sell for full price. I have seen the cars, Kyle and I took pictures, examined the cars everything. I have a damm good idea what she has. Anyhow she suggests that I should do some house renovations in exchange for one of the cars. I say no thanks, She then calls me stupid (not in so many words) and gets pissy at me for refusing such a "great"offer.... A vehicle worth about $50 for scrap in exchange for several thousand dollars worth of renovations? yea, "Great deal" if you are the one getting the renos done perhaps. I have been used so many times in my life by people who think they can take from me what they want, if I ever had it all back I could retire COMFORTABLY on what they owe me. This offer is a pitiful excuse to insult my intelligence.

Anyhow, I am off topic, At the same time I have a person who is looking for me, They are posting questions on my facebook account giving out way too much personal information, because they want me to be in touch with the lifeless pile of bio-carbons who once was my father. This is a person who I also had said "good by" to. Anyone who understands when a person like me says they will do something we will do it no matter what. My "father" requested that I NEVER contact them again, I said "Good By", from that moment on he was dead to me. Now this person is attempting to have me contact this pile of lifeless nothing for whatever reason, I say NO to them. However it is not sufficient.

I post again the definition of the word NO on facebook, I am thinking of the message from this idiot who wants me to get back in touch with a person whom I agreed to NEVER talk to again! They are asking me to break my word. Ask me to break my leg because that has a better chance of happening before I break my word to someone I said good by to!

Now after I make that post I get Terry coming back on with "is this directed at me?!" I basically say no it was not but if you perceive it that way then perhaps you have other issues. Well talk about stirring up the hornets nest. Next thing I know I hate her? She hates me. And so on.

Alright; First if I hate someone I would NEVER have them on facebook, second I would never offer to help them store stuff, never offer to take care of animals, twice. Never allow them an opportunity to fix damages done. Never be in any way nice? Hate??? Me no, I do not hate you. At least not yet. Strongly dislike you at the moment, yes, but not hate.

So block and delete them both off of facebook and ignore them as best as I can is now the solution, Of course this also means that they are both telling people all sorts of things behind my back Many of which I am hearing about, But that is how petty and small minded people are. Something we have an overabundance of here in the wilds of Manitoba.

So if for some reason I am not giving you any attention right now it is simple. You pissed me off, you spread lies behind my back, you disrespected me (watch the video for an understanding of what that means), and you cannot keep your word.

Alright Coffee

Back to normal Blog!!!

If you have skimmed all that reading and are still looking for porn, Sorry I have none for you yet.

As I mentioned before the old beater is dead, Out here in the wastelands I have a small issue. In order to get to town I need to mooch a ride from people in the area. My Neighbor (alright they live about 10 miles away but...) have been giving me rides into town once in a while. I cannot express how grateful I am for that. However, they are getting inconvenienced, and somewhat annoyed at the whole thing.

I can log into Kijiji and find any one of 20 vehicles that suit my budget and needs any day. The issue is they are in the city which is a 2 hour drive away. I can shop by Email only so much, (although some of the morons out here still cannot figure out how to turn the computer on let alone reply to email, how they post to kijiji is a mystery) When I send them a email they say stupid things like "come and take a look" So it is like, "Yea idiot, I am going to mooch a two hour ride into the city to look at a vehicle that is probably not worth the amount you are asking or is not safetied, or cannot drive back to my place, that I might NOT buy." this makes sense how?

I have asked a friend of mine to help me find something, but if you know anyone who has a suv, crossover or light duty pickup that is less than 20 years old for under $2,500 that does not need an additional $4000 fixing, does not need a safety inspection and can be driven today, and is available in my area please let me know!

Stupid People Update!    

On the stupid people update front, I have all the police data that I am able to get. I know who my accusers are and the lies they were spreading about me. I sent a Email to every civil lawyer on my list, none of them replied at this time. Probably because I just fired them an email and did not go through websites and whatnot to get in to talk to them. But, I am unsure of who to contact, what lawyer is good and who is a wanker. So to you my loving fans If you know a GOOD litch, er lawyer who would be interested in several lawsuits against two former employers, and several of their employees, let me know. Otherwise I am going back to the drawing board and emailing everyone again.

Other Stuff

Sorry no porn yet, I will keep digging....

All my lawn equipment is giving me grief, Little red riding mower has a broken belt, I popped into town for a replacement and put a guide on incorrectly and promptly sliced a brand new belt in two. oops.  My red push mower starts fine runs great but as soon as I try to cut grass, dies. I replaced the diaphragm fuel pump, cleaned the carburetor, checked everything I can think of short of a total tear down, it appears the issue is that it is a Briggs and Scrapiron motor (same as all the other broken crap I have right now) The rototiller needed a new diaphragm as well, it runs great but the muffler bolts snapped when taking it off, (what moron thought to put a muffler next to a carburetor anyhow) so after working for an hour it ignited the fuel tank. Had me get the ol heart beating for a second or three there.

I have managed to finally get the shelves into my garden shed, I was thinking of painting it today but well rain and all... Perhaps for next blog.

My materials for the chicken coop are finally on their way as are the things for a hot house I plan on building, so with any luck some of that will be on the next blog as well.

Chicken tails

Almost some porn here I was going to post a picture of the rooster with the heading "a proud cock"!  

Well the chickens have started laying eggs, so far I have about 2 dozen small to medium eggs, You can really notice the difference with the free range over the store bought ones. However if you do the math, I have spent almost $300 on the chickens had 2 that died, so two roasted chickens and three dozen eggs for $300. Not paying off at the time yet. Survival people, Chickens are a expensive hobby and may not be profitable or may not return enough to warrant the added stress. That being said after a while they should become slightly more economical. So be prepared for a serious startup curve.

two little eggs 
and four more  the first ones.














Final Thoughts

Sorry no porn this time either!

Well there ya have it kids another episode of me pissing people off, and bitching and wining about life.

Just remember one thing

This is my blog, These are my thoughts and perceptions, If I say something that offends you then perhaps you need to review your presentations as you may not be coming across as you think. Also because it is a free world (at least for now) you are permitted to decide to not read my blog. In fact if I offend you, If you do not like what I say, If you think I bitch too much then PISS OFF! Ya know you have all the right in the world to never open my blog again, unless you are like a dog that likes to keep coming back to his own vomit just so it can make you sick again.  Also because of the flippen idiots and trolls out there who like to post rude comments I have set everything to permissions, every comment is moderated, that is I get to preview it before hand, I can also use webmaster tools and get your URL and then if  I am feeling so inclined I can go troll your life!

At this time I cannot get a password protected blog as the code to do so shows up as malicious software, However if people decide that pissing me off is fun, then the inverted cow will be taking a LONG break. You have no idea as to how close this became to being an announcement that I would be in Hiatus indefinitely.

Oh and sorry no porn today. Go ask Matt for some more pictures of Marg!

Cheers C[_]
 












May 16, 2013

If that is the best you have got...

YOUR BEST WILL NOT DO!

Hey kids, friends, and fanatics. Well summer has arrived here at the home of the inverted cow and with it everything that I was having fun with on my last post has given me their best shot. So the theme song of this post is....



Stupid people rejoice

You divine leaders have been located!

Because of the agreement I have with the lawyers I cannot discuss any further details about the accusers of me. But let it be known they are all card carrying members of Stupid People Association of Canaduh! I was unaware that there was a special interest group for stupid people, and as such I am also no longer permitted to ask rhetorical questions as to when the government will allow the culling of the herd. So stupid people of Canaduh rest easy any further "threats" from me will come from the hands of the duly appointed individuals who govern this great country.

I would however give you fair warning, do not blink, do not move, do not do anything without being in full and excessive compliance with the laws of the land. If I see even the smallest of potential violations I will do to you as you have done to me. You had me charged with an offence that falls under the terrorist act of Canada, so your lie was one that held grave consequences. Since I deal with people of intelligence, and the court system does not normally employ stupid peoples. Everything was tossed in the trash. So now it is my turn! Buckle up bitches your ass is going to get plugged by every government office, every lawyer, every LEGAL and honest means I have at my fingertips to send your way.    

If charging me with plotting a terrorist act was your best shot YOUR BEST WON'T DO!

Good by winter

With the sudden and abrupt arrival of summer, winter had absolutely no choice but to relinquish its grasp on the land. One day we have snow and within a week we had plus 20 degree days.

yes this was more snow in May

Seriously? Snow again?!
make it stop now!
OUTSIDE  NOW!
Argg make the snow stop!














Man. If you DO NOT make it stop with the snow
and let me outside right soon
I am going to mess you up big time!
Yes I have survived the spring of 2013 and made it into summer with my sanity intact.

Sorry winter if hanging on all spring was your best shot....YOUR BEST WON'T DO!

Chicken Tails

With the arrival of summer I got the chicken pen set up, I tossed a small lean to shelter out there for them and put them into the yard. There was some adjustment issues and one of the chickens got hurt when she tangled with some wire during a escape attempt. She ended up in the slow cooker and was quite tasty. So now there are 8

Here are all 9 on moving day....

Drumstick 
in the yard first













strutting his stuff
Milkshake














Pepper 
Checking out the new digs













Salt 
Asking where the chicks are














Marmalade
You said there would be food













Blondie
Yes we look alike...SO?













Hey is that thing moving?
Nugget













Don't look at me. 
Copper














I am so sexy!
Pennie













But with that they also learned where the boundaries of the yard are and no more serious attempts have taken place. The roosters are getting a bit frisky with the poor chickens and therefore it may be prudent to get a rooster pen set up soon as well. I am hoping to observe a rooster that the chickens like, just in case I decide to keep one rooster alive over the winter.

But the noise, the dust and the annoyance of having them indoors is finally over. (house cleaning and dusting will take a disaster recovery team to get back to normal but all in time I guess)

Other Fun

Kyle's horses are finally moved back to his property. They did help the wind knock down the pen I had them in and had some fun helping make more work for me on the yard.

This is Kyle being volunteered to help clean up the yard...
 Just like him cleaning up his trapping stuff,
or fixing the wellhead that he busted three or four winters ago.
Yea like that will ever happen. 
here are my new building inspectors hard at work
"helping" me move the trailer so I can begin to
convert it to a chicken coop

But it is summer and I am doing yardwork full swing now so I am happy! The car is in the shop getting looked at. It may not ever drive again depending on why the transmission is giving me grief at the same time the little transfer pipe blew out.

I am not a car guy I hate the damm things. I hate working on them hate fixing them and hate crawling around in the dirt to find out why it is broken.  If the fine guys at Roy's tire in Ashern can get it going and not put me in the red, then I am getting the stuff to start to fix the house. Oh if you are ever up this way and you have a breakdown or need something fixed on the ol car. Go to Roy's Tire!!! I have never met a more decent honest and forthright mechanic.

Remember: good, fast and inexpensive. Pick two.
if they are good and fast, they will not be inexpensive,
if they are fast and inexpensive, they will not be good,
if they are good and inexpensive, they will not be fast.

Roy's is the last, Good and not expensive. but you may have to wait a few days. (Manitoba time you know) You better believe it though it is worth the wait!

Last Thoughts

Well so far this year is turning out kind of rough. Sort of like my roadway, all the culverts have sunk again and it is like driving around a parking lot with inverted speed bumps that threaten to turn into sinkholes. But everything bad has had the chance to take its best shot and ITS BEST WON'T DO! I am too stubborn thickheaded and mulish to allow the worries of the world get me down and keep me there.

First Shrew

Big Minnows 

Happy Hope Taking over my chair

Mitza for no reason 

First frog, Kiss him perhaps he is a prince? 

I leave you with the new theme song of the blog:




Now that the garbage with the lies and court room is behind me I will attempt to get the blog back on a "normal" schedule As summer is when things normally get hectic here I may go back to twice a month updates for the time being again.

Anyhow I have some yard work to get to and the sun is already shining!

Cheers C[_] !